Episode 131: Chaos and Candy

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00:00 - 00:06: Time Crisis, back again. On this week's episode we have two very special guests.
00:06 - 00:13: The legend Tom O'Neill, author of Chaos, Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the
00:13 - 00:19: 60s. Plus, we finally make direct contact with the Hershey/Reese's company. We'll be talking
00:19 - 00:25: to Ryan Reese, their director of social strategy. All this, plus marijuana t-shirts and McDonald's.
00:25 - 00:30: This is Time Crisis with Ezra Koenig.
01:20 - 01:23: Alright, Time Crisis back once again. How's everybody doing?
01:23 - 01:24: Doing pretty well.
01:24 - 01:31: Lots been going on. Big news, couple weeks for the TC community. This is the type of stuff I
01:31 - 01:36: normally forget, but this one's so big that I was getting tagged and stuff for like three days.
01:36 - 01:43: Did you guys see this picture of LeBron wearing head-to-toe Grateful Dead gear before a game?
01:43 - 01:49: Yes, I was tagged a few times. You know what's funny on my Instagram? You know Instagram,
01:49 - 01:53: there's the one setting, it's all the stuff you've posted, and then there's all the other
01:53 - 01:56: setting of stuff that you've been tagged in? Yes.
01:56 - 02:02: It used to be everything on my Instagram was pictures of my paintings, you know?
02:02 - 02:03: Yeah.
02:03 - 02:09: And now it's all very obscure Time Crisis riffs, memes, whatever you want to call it.
02:09 - 02:14: So anyway, I think there's at least one image or video clip of LeBron wearing the
02:14 - 02:21: Grateful Dead bears shorts and sweatshirt with my name on it.
02:21 - 02:23: And don't forget about the Crocs.
02:23 - 02:25: Okay, was it also a dead Croc?
02:25 - 02:29: He was wearing the dead Crocs. I realize actually as I'm saying this that we never followed up
02:29 - 02:36: about the fact that you and I both have received, not Grateful Dead, but Jerry Garcia shoes
02:36 - 02:36: recently.
02:36 - 02:38: I never got mine. I don't know what happened.
02:38 - 02:39: Oh really?
02:39 - 02:41: What are they called? The Keens?
02:41 - 02:43: Keens. We got to rectify that.
02:43 - 02:50: I ended up getting my pair of the Jerry Garcia Keens, which I know they asked for your info as
02:50 - 02:56: well, Jake, so you should be getting them. I got those the same day that I unexpectedly got a pair
02:56 - 03:00: of the Grateful Dead dunks, which I had very mixed feelings about.
03:00 - 03:05: I think I said that I was going to talk about it on TC, but we forgot about it for the last one.
03:05 - 03:11: But I've got a $2,000 pair of Grateful Dead dunks sitting in my home.
03:11 - 03:15: Is that what they're still going for Seinfeld? A resident sneakerhead?
03:15 - 03:18: Oh my God. Let me check. What color, by the way?
03:18 - 03:19: I'm gonna go check right now, actually.
03:19 - 03:30: While he does that, they are going from $844 to $2,600, depending on the color.
03:30 - 03:35: I could do an unboxing video for you guys. It'll become an audio unboxing
03:35 - 03:42: little bit for the listeners at home. I'm holding the box. I'm showing the fellas.
03:42 - 03:47: These are the Nike SBs. I'm opening. Here, listen to the rustling of the paper a little bit.
03:47 - 03:53: That's the paper that is inside the box. Okay, I got the green ones.
03:53 - 03:58: So the green ones are sort of the second most valuable. They're right in the middle.
03:58 - 04:05: And those range anywhere from, yeah, from about $1,000 to $3,000, depending on the size.
04:05 - 04:06: I'm a 10.
04:06 - 04:10: 10? Then you are sitting on a pair of $1,300 shoes.
04:10 - 04:14: Damn. What's for $3,000? What's a rare size?
04:14 - 04:16: Your size 14, the biggest size.
04:16 - 04:18: Yeah. Yeah. 10's right down the middle.
04:18 - 04:25: Well, when I hold it in my hands, it's more attractive than when I just looked at a picture.
04:25 - 04:29: Now that you have them, could you ever see yourself wearing them?
04:29 - 04:35: Well, I've got a bit of an issue is that I've always been a kind of like one pair of shoes guy.
04:35 - 04:39: And it's funny because I'm not like, you know, some like just super down to earth person who
04:39 - 04:44: would be like, man, I don't care what I wear. Obviously, that's not me. I put thought into
04:44 - 04:51: trying to come up with provocative outfits and trying to stay on trend.
04:52 - 04:59: But there's something about shoes for me that's always kind of where the practicality overrode
04:59 - 05:03: my sense of fashion and keeping things fresh. I like kind of looking in my closet and,
05:03 - 05:08: you know, looking at my different shirts. And, you know, if I have some time in the morning being
05:08 - 05:14: like, oh, that'd be cool. I felt good the other day that I put on a pair of khakis and I had this
05:14 - 05:20: like a brown Ralph Lauren pocket t-shirt that I bought at Macy's like five years ago and I put
05:20 - 05:25: it together. And some people are like, that's a nice color combination. You know, I like to put
05:25 - 05:30: together a little outfit here and there. But with shoes, it's always the last thing on my mind. I
05:30 - 05:35: like to just put on whatever is right outside the door. And I do have different shoes. Of course,
05:35 - 05:40: I have exercise shoes. So anyway, I appreciate shoes and yet I've never felt like I needed a lot
05:40 - 05:45: of them, even though, of course, a shoe can tie a whole outfit together. So I don't know if I'm
05:45 - 05:49: just lazy or too practical or something. But so basically, it's a long way of answering your
05:49 - 05:55: question when you say, could I picture myself wearing them? I'm just like, I have shoes that
05:55 - 06:03: I actually bought that I never wear because I basically wear the same pair of shoes every
06:03 - 06:07: single day. And occasionally I'll somehow like they'll get out of rotation and I'll just start
06:07 - 06:13: wearing another pair every single day. I even remember like being a kid once. There was like
06:13 - 06:18: a schoolyard bully who was making fun of another kid. The schoolyard bully was saying to the kid,
06:18 - 06:25: you loser, you wore those same shoes yesterday. Somehow I distinctly remember that I wasn't
06:25 - 06:31: being compassionate towards the victim. I just have this distinct memory of a kid making fun
06:31 - 06:36: of another kid. Maybe even for some reason, I disliked the kid getting made fun of or I thought
06:36 - 06:40: that maybe they were the real bully. I don't know. All I knew is that I listened to a kid say, man,
06:40 - 06:44: you wore those shoes yesterday. And I just remember like I wasn't even trying to stick
06:44 - 06:47: up for anybody. I was just like, what the are you talking about? Who would choose different
06:47 - 06:52: shoes every day? Just from a young age, I believe that shoes were in a fundamentally different
06:52 - 06:57: category than shirts or pants. I could understand a schoolyard bully coming up to a kid and saying,
06:57 - 07:02: you dirty schmuck, you wore that shirt yesterday. You know, at least that would track for me as a
07:02 - 07:06: cruel thing for a kid to make fun of. I just remember at this point, it wasn't even for me.
07:06 - 07:11: I wasn't even trying to be like, hey, leave him alone. Not everybody has lots of pairs of shoes.
07:11 - 07:15: I remember distinctly, I couldn't, my brain couldn't even go there yet because I was just
07:15 - 07:20: like, what the are you talking about? I always understood that you had one pair of shoes until
07:20 - 07:25: you until there was a hole in them. Then you'd get a new pair of shoes. You know what I'm saying?
07:25 - 07:30: Yeah. I don't like it when I'm wearing something that catches people's eyes. I don't like that.
07:30 - 07:34: Like just going in like the grocery store. And if I'm wearing those green chunky donkeys,
07:34 - 07:40: I'm going to feel people like the shoes attracting people's eyes and attention.
07:41 - 07:47: And then they're going to look at me and I just don't want to be analyzed by randos
07:47 - 07:53: because I'm wearing like funky green shoes. And those are definitely not an everyday shoe.
07:53 - 07:58: No. You'd be getting analyzed every which way if you were these to the grocery store,
07:58 - 08:01: because you'd be getting people just being like, look at that eye popping color.
08:01 - 08:04: You know, you might just get like an old lady or something saying,
08:04 - 08:08: look at you with your green shoes. Those are marvelous.
08:08 - 08:12: Green's my favorite color. And you just be head down. It's like, not today, man.
08:12 - 08:19: I'm busy. And then you probably have some other like deadheads being like, hey, come here. I once
08:19 - 08:24: bagged some groceries for Jerry Garcia on the day he died. And you're just like, man, you told me
08:24 - 08:29: that last week. Enough, man. I'm just trying to grab a bag of chips and get back to the studio.
08:29 - 08:33: And then you'd have another category of people coming up to you uncomfortably being like,
08:34 - 08:39: wow, those shoes are worth one to three thousand dollars. Like that's weird, too.
08:39 - 08:44: Somebody coming up to you just being like, you have a very expensive item on your person right
08:44 - 08:49: now. And I'm aware of it. Just want you to know. And the guys that are just silently watching you
08:49 - 08:55: closely, not saying a word. The creepiest of all. You feel their eyes on you. You know,
08:55 - 08:59: it's just it seems stressful. And then before you know it, it's the whole grocery store because you
08:59 - 09:03: have this whole other category of people who they weren't thinking twice about your green shoes,
09:03 - 09:07: but they noticed that weird energy that aura surrounding you. And then they're just they
09:07 - 09:10: become looky loose. What's going on with this guy with this guy? This green
09:10 - 09:16: pandemonium, pandemonium, just pandemonium at the Mill Valley.
09:16 - 09:25: But again, now the stress of knowing that I have this expensive item in my home, can I really wear
09:25 - 09:31: it? And then also I do also feel, you know, I've said before, I am a fan of Nike and the fact that
09:31 - 09:35: they sent me these out of the blue. Obviously, they're not time crisis listeners. Otherwise,
09:35 - 09:39: they probably might have sent me the chunky donkeys instead of these. But either way,
09:39 - 09:44: they might know that I'm a fan of the Grateful Dead. Now, even though I've, you know, been
09:44 - 09:49: somewhat critical this shoe on the program, as we all have, by the way, I was just going along
09:49 - 09:58: with what Jake said. I love him. It's like when you watch that bully on the playground,
09:58 - 10:04: you didn't stand up for Nike when I was when I was back. You didn't have the spine to stand up
10:04 - 10:09: for that. It's the same thing. I was just so shocked by the premise of your argument. I was
10:09 - 10:14: went down an intellectual rabbit hole and I couldn't do the right thing. We can share the
10:14 - 10:25: women. We can share the wine. We can share what we got to use because we got to share all the
10:25 - 10:51: bad. Keep on rolling. Just to go. Keep on rolling. Much to. So, Nick, you have a pair of the Crocs,
10:51 - 10:58: right? Yeah. The Grateful Dead Crocs. So that's Chinatown Market, which is frankly, I think,
10:58 - 11:03: you know, Seinfeld might know a bit more about the company, but they're sort of like a
11:03 - 11:11: local L.A. I mean, do you call it streetwear? Online online ceramics. Yeah, it's an it's an
11:11 - 11:16: L.A. company. Yeah, they're kind of an emerging streetwear brand. They do a lot of collaborations.
11:16 - 11:23: And so they released I guess they did their own collaboration with Grateful Dead and sort of I
11:23 - 11:30: think their look is a little more like less sort of dark, cool kind of online ceramics. It's like
11:30 - 11:36: pretty bright and vibrant and fun. Their logo is like a happy face. And so they did their their
11:36 - 11:44: Crocs that they did are like tie dyed Crocs, like tie dyed printed Crocs with the what did you guys
11:44 - 11:48: told me what they were called? What are those little like bits that you put on the Crocs?
11:48 - 11:53: Giblets? No, they're not called giblets. Well, the official term is giblets.
11:53 - 12:01: They got a marching bear giblets. They got some rock climbing, the colorful holes that you hold.
12:01 - 12:09: Yeah. And also just people understand if you're not a Crocs wearer giblets are basically flare
12:09 - 12:14: for your Crocs because you can picture a pair of Crocs. It has a bunch of holes in it. Right.
12:14 - 12:20: So if you want to customize it, you can buy giblets either official or I'm sure unofficial
12:20 - 12:25: online. It could be flare that represents your personality. It could be I mean,
12:25 - 12:28: Vampire Weekend should probably start making some. I bet we have a lot of fans who wear Crocs.
12:28 - 12:32: I've looked through like a big pile of them before where it's like anything you like. So,
12:32 - 12:37: you know, if if you know, if I was trying to decorate Jake's Crocs, maybe I'd find a paint
12:37 - 12:44: brush or artist palette, maybe a dog because you're a dog owner. Very cool. Maybe a guitar.
12:44 - 12:51: This sounds so cool. Actually, if you ever need a cheap gift to give somebody,
12:51 - 12:56: but you can't afford to get them a pair of Crocs, just get them like three giblets that reflect
12:56 - 13:00: the things that they're into. And if they say, what am I supposed to do with them?
13:00 - 13:04: So put them on your Crocs. And if they say, well, I don't have any Crocs, be like, oh,
13:04 - 13:09: darn it. I thought you did. I'm on the Crocs giblets website. There are some pretty Jake
13:09 - 13:14: centric giblets here. There's a mountain range. I don't even know what Crocs look like. Oh,
13:14 - 13:19: come on. That's that's like a Birkenstock. You must know. I mean, they actually feel like a
13:19 - 13:26: painter's shoe. It's like a clog. Picture like a clog with like a rounded foot, except it's made
13:26 - 13:31: out of a kind of rubbery plastic and there's a series of holes in it. Oh, just look up Crocs
13:31 - 13:36: real quick. If you see these right now and say, I've never seen that in my life. This is like
13:36 - 13:42: Mariah Carey. All I want for Christmas level of checked out in this. I'll be very impressed.
13:42 - 13:47: Oh, no. Yeah. I've seen those. I think of those as like, I'm trying to think like where I've
13:47 - 13:51: seen them, like do like people like in ERs wear them or like, no, like nurses.
13:51 - 13:56: They might. Yeah. They're really comfortable. I think you're right, Jake. I think it is a
13:56 - 14:03: medical community type of shoe and and chefs and I would say painters. It's people that are on their
14:03 - 14:07: feet all day. Right. You know what I was thinking of getting, you know, like kitchens and restaurants,
14:07 - 14:13: there's they have like those that like thick rubber mat that's like an inch thick. Oh, yeah.
14:13 - 14:18: I'm getting some of those because I'm usually standing in the same spot for like hours on end.
14:18 - 14:24: So maybe I'll get one of those like inch thick, like kitchen mats and some Crocs.
14:25 - 14:31: That's going to be heaven for your knees. Yeah, I find that like after standing for like three or
14:31 - 14:36: four hours in concrete wearing like beat up running shoes like and I'm here I am in my mid 40s almost,
14:36 - 14:44: you know, the backs are hurt. All of that. Yeah. So just switching gears. What so what do you think
14:44 - 14:50: that the backstory is with? So so I think taking a half hour, I think that would happen is that
14:50 - 14:57: there's this company Chinatown Market who made the collab, the Grateful Dead collab, Crocs and
14:57 - 15:02: gibbets. But they also did the sweatshirt and shorts that he was wearing. So somehow they
15:02 - 15:09: reached out to him. So they must have reached out to him. I have to think, though, that having
15:09 - 15:18: LeBron James during a finals game, well, yeah, with it all on is got to be one of the biggest
15:18 - 15:23: possible things to happen. I can't imagine they expected that they don't have that kind of weight,
15:23 - 15:28: you know, so I think that he must have a pair of stuff the way that Ezra gets a pair.
15:28 - 15:33: But instead of looking at the green fuzzy chunky donkey going, I don't know if I'll wear this.
15:33 - 15:38: He literally must have seen it and go, I'm just going to wear it all. I wonder if LeBron has
15:38 - 15:42: talked Grateful Dead with Bill Walton. Well, that's the big question is all these people are
15:42 - 15:49: tagging me. And clearly he's making huge waves wearing this outfit. Is there any information
15:49 - 15:54: that LeBron wore this outfit for a specific reason? Was he playing somewhere that had like
15:54 - 16:00: some Grateful Dead history? Oh, no. All the games are happening in the bubble, right?
16:00 - 16:01: Florida.
16:01 - 16:06: I mean, the dead played there, but it's not particularly like dead country. I mean,
16:06 - 16:10: when did this happen? Yeah, he missed the days between by, you know, a few weeks. So that's
16:10 - 16:14: not what it was. So maybe he did just get it in the mail and he just wanted to throw it on. He
16:14 - 16:19: thought it looked cool. So yeah, that's a huge look for the, for Chinatown market. It's also
16:19 - 16:25: interesting the way that it works now where it's like, so Chinatown market teams up with the
16:25 - 16:31: Grateful Dead. Clearly Grateful Dead organization is very into like launching products lately.
16:31 - 16:36: It's really like a lot at once. But anyway, it's interesting that I wonder what the backstory is
16:36 - 16:40: that Chinatown market, like maybe they're dead heads or they're fans or whatever. They're like
16:40 - 16:43: hit up the dead or the dead hits them up. Like, let's do something together.
16:43 - 16:48: You guys make like cool, but then Chinatown market says, yeah, we should do a crock.
16:48 - 16:53: So now you're bringing this like third party into it because the shoe is Chinatown market,
16:53 - 16:54: ex Grateful Dead, ex Crocs.
16:54 - 16:55: Sounds complicated.
16:55 - 17:01: They had to broker the deal. Yeah. Like Grateful Dead and Crocs negotiations had broken down many
17:01 - 17:06: times over the past five years. And Chinatown market invites them to Camp David to like hash
17:06 - 17:10: things out. Like you would think that a Grateful Dead crock would have been way before there's a
17:10 - 17:15: Grateful Dead skateboarding Nike dunk. There might've been a Grateful Dead crock and yet
17:15 - 17:20: took Chinatown market to put this together. And maybe ultimately Chinatown market is not,
17:20 - 17:24: it's just trying to do their own cool line. Cause Nick, you talked about the fact that
17:24 - 17:29: some of the gibbets on the Grateful Dead crock are climbing wall holds.
17:29 - 17:31: Yes. Climbing wall holds, which I've never seen.
17:31 - 17:36: Yeah. Well, that's funny because it's like, it is kind of like a weird crunchy symbol.
17:36 - 17:40: Like you can imagine there being like a person who's, oh, I'm a dead head. And it's like,
17:40 - 17:43: well, what do you do on the weekends? Like, honestly, man, throwing my earbuds,
17:43 - 17:50: I throw on a spring 90 show and I just hit my local climbing wall. And you might be like,
17:50 - 17:55: yeah, all right. That all kind of makes sense to me. But there's no direct connection between
17:55 - 18:00: climbing walls and the Grateful Dead. No, I appreciate the randomness of it.
18:00 - 18:04: Just while we're on the topic, I would do also want to shout out Keen's because I do really
18:04 - 18:10: like the brand Keen. I also appreciate that this shoe they said is not Grateful Dead. It's Jerry
18:10 - 18:16: Garcia. There's nice attention to detail on the box. The paper inside the box has Jerry's hand
18:16 - 18:21: print with the missing finger on it. And this is what the actual shoe looks like. You know,
18:21 - 18:28: so Keen's, that's a real outdoorsy brand. They make these kind of also moccasin hiking shoe type
18:28 - 18:33: things. I actually, I wear a pair of Keen's every day. I got sent a pair from the Newport Folk
18:33 - 18:38: Festival because somebody from the Newport Folk Festival heard me talking on the podcast,
18:38 - 18:43: Throwing Fits. Shout out Throwing Fits. That's a fashion podcast. And I was talking a lot about
18:43 - 18:47: how I wanted to get a pair of Keen's and this person at the Newport Folk Festival heard it
18:47 - 18:53: and was like, you know, we have a custom Newport Folk Festival pair of Keen's. And I was like,
18:53 - 18:58: sick. And I wear them every day because you slide them right on. You can wear socks. You don't have
18:58 - 19:03: to. You could stomp through some water. They dry nice. It's a great shoe. But so this Jerry
19:03 - 19:11: Garcia one, it kind of appears to be tie-dyed. And you see here, you've got Jerry's hand with
19:11 - 19:17: the missing finger. I'm sorry, Jerry Garcia is missing a finger. Oh, wow. I had no idea.
19:17 - 19:22: Forgive me. No, no, no. That's fine, Seinfeld. We know there's only room for one Jerry in your life.
19:22 - 19:26: I don't know what happened to his finger. Was he born without one?
19:26 - 19:31: On this show, Jake brought in the dead. You brought in the Seinfeld. So we got two Jerry's.
19:31 - 19:37: Nick, you got to find a Jerry to rep. Salt. I do rep a Jerry Salt. Oh, you got Jerry Salt.
19:37 - 19:46: And maybe I need a Jerry too. Jerry Heller, former manager of Eazy-E. Jerry Garcia actually
19:46 - 19:52: had a very traumatic childhood, Seinfeld. Within a span of, I think, a few years as a kid,
19:52 - 19:58: he watched his father drown in the Russian River in Northern California, where the Garcia family
19:58 - 20:03: had a kind of a little country house that the whole family would go out to. So he was fishing
20:03 - 20:09: with his dad and his father literally drowned in the river. What happened? I don't know if it's
20:09 - 20:14: anything other than some getting caught in the water. You don't think of that as a very treacherous
20:14 - 20:19: river. It's very placid. Maybe he hit his head. Maybe it was a stone. I don't know. But then
20:19 - 20:25: within the same few years, he and his brother, also probably out in the country because they
20:25 - 20:29: normally lived in the city in San Francisco at that phase of his life, he and his brother,
20:29 - 20:34: who's a little bit older, were horsing around. And the way his brother told the story is that
20:34 - 20:42: they were chopping wood and Jerry would put his finger on the stump as a joke and then somehow
20:42 - 20:48: through the horsing around, his brother actually cut off the middle finger of his right hand,
20:48 - 20:54: right? Of his right hand, which when you think about playing guitar is a way better place to
20:54 - 20:59: lose your middle finger than your left hand. If you're right handed. Yeah. If you're right
20:59 - 21:03: handed, because, you know, picture somebody playing guitar. If you're not a guitarist,
21:03 - 21:07: you know, your right hand just holds the pick. Most people only use their thumb and their
21:07 - 21:12: forefinger for the pick anyway. So you really only need two fingers. You can lose three fingers on
21:12 - 21:16: your right hand and still be decent at guitar. And then as long as you have access to your whole
21:16 - 21:21: left hand, you could be shredding up and down the neck. It would be really crazy if he played the
21:21 - 21:25: way he did and he was missing the middle finger on his left hand. You know, it's crazy, man. If
21:25 - 21:30: he had lost that finger on his left hand, the Grateful Dead might not exist. It would have
21:30 - 21:35: been harder for him to find his voice on the guitar, missing a finger. Goes to show, man,
21:35 - 21:42: history and life are super random. And then there would be no Crocs. No Crocs. I mean,
21:42 - 21:49: there'd be no time crisis. Let's be honest. It's true. What would this show be about if
21:49 - 21:54: the dead never existed? I never started Richard Pictures. Right. Father of the Bride is a
21:54 - 22:00: completely different album. You've said so yourself, dude. Richard Pictures was a huge
22:00 - 22:06: influence on Father. Absolutely. We would just be a couple boring ass dudes talking about plain Crocs.
22:06 - 22:13: Yeah, but think about that. You're just a kid horsing around with your brother who's holding
22:13 - 22:17: an axe. What if his hand had been out a little bit further and his whole right hand had been
22:17 - 22:22: chopped off? Yep. I don't see him becoming the greatest guitar player of all time that way.
22:22 - 22:25: Yeah. Or he's just horsing around the other hand. So many things could have happened.
22:25 - 22:30: You know, I went to elementary school with a kid named Lawrence who lost his finger
22:30 - 22:36: by sticking it into a bicycle spoke that was moving. A bike had gone by and he stuck his
22:36 - 22:42: finger in when he was six or something. No, no, no. Oh my God. Brutal. I'll never forget it.
22:42 - 22:47: You knew him before and after. No, I only knew him after. Oh, after. He was on my school bus and I
22:47 - 22:53: was like, what happened? And he said, I stuck my finger into a moving bicycle wheel. Oh my God.
22:53 - 22:58: It was his baby finger. It was pinky. Oh, is that a Canadian thing? Calling it a baby finger?
22:58 - 23:04: I, you know, I don't know anymore. It's a baby toe, right? Yeah, it's a baby toe. But you call
23:04 - 23:09: pinky a baby finger? I never heard that. Or maybe I'm conflating it with Trump or something. I don't
23:09 - 23:13: know. Maybe it's a Canadian thing. But the last thing I'll say about this pair of Jerry Garcia
23:13 - 23:18: Keens is that I said they appear to be tie-dye, but they're not tie-dye. And this threw me for
23:18 - 23:25: a loop. And this also, I thought was a kind of a nice detail is that this shoe, I can't tell exactly
23:25 - 23:30: what the name is. Maybe it's called the Jerry Garcia Excelsior, but it's actually based on one
23:30 - 23:36: of his paintings. So it's not just random tie-dye, it's based on a painting he did. And you know
23:36 - 23:42: what this painting is called? In the city? Good guess, Jake, because I have no idea what it is.
23:42 - 23:47: It's called New York at Night. Yeah, it looks like a cityscape. Yeah. So it's interesting that
23:47 - 23:52: this Jerry Garcia shoe has a weird connection to New York, a city the dead played many times,
23:52 - 23:59: but not a city you necessarily associate with him as a person. So this seemingly tie-dye Jerry
23:59 - 24:02: sandal has that New York nighttime energy.
24:26 - 24:31: I wonder if anything will come of LeBron wearing this other than an uptick in sales for Chinatown
24:31 - 24:36: Market. I wonder if anybody's like, "Who are those bears?" I wonder if it gets more people
24:36 - 24:41: listening to the dead. Probably slight uptick for, you know, a day or two. And we've talked on the
24:41 - 24:45: show before about the fact that more than any other sport, there seems to be a basketball
24:45 - 24:50: Grateful Dead connection. Celtics player Jason Tatum has been on that Grateful Dead wave for a
24:50 - 24:56: little while. Is he a fan? He's a fan of the merchandising. I don't know about his musical
24:56 - 25:02: taste, but he wore the shoes that you have and he wore some jeans six months ago that have the
25:02 - 25:09: bears on them too. $1,500 Amiri jeans. Like I've said before, I think it's like silly that there
25:09 - 25:14: are people on like comment sections being like, "This shoe is not in the spirit of the Grateful
25:14 - 25:18: Dead," when the truth is the Grateful Dead's been making original merchandise forever.
25:18 - 25:23: They've never been like crazy purists. I wonder if there's ever been like a successful musician
25:23 - 25:30: who was like, "I'm not doing t-shirts, man. I do one thing. Let's make music. You can listen to it
25:30 - 25:36: on the record. You can come see me in concert, but I'm not the f***ing Gap, okay? I'm not going to
25:36 - 25:42: waste my valuable time creating t-shirts for you to adorn your body with because as soon as you do
25:42 - 25:48: that, you're taking the image and you're taking away the beating heart of it, which is the music."
25:48 - 25:52: Who would do that? We would never hear of them because you need t-shirts to make it in this town.
25:53 - 25:59: I could be wrong here, but I feel like merch was not really a thing in like the 60s and maybe early
25:59 - 26:05: 70s. Definitely by the late 70s, it was like Kiss and everything. But like, if you felt like the
26:05 - 26:12: Doors in 1970, were they selling like Doors t-shirts? I don't know.
26:12 - 26:16: That's a great question. By the 70s, you see pictures of kids in parking lots and they're
26:16 - 26:23: wearing like the Who baseball t-shirt. It existed, but were they selling it at the concerts in the
26:23 - 26:29: same quantities that they were by the 80s and 90s? They definitely made junky merchandise in the 60s.
26:29 - 26:35: Go back as far as the early 60s, even the 50s. I think Elvis fans were buying like little plastic
26:35 - 26:41: weird things and there's Beatles junk. Yeah, there's definitely like lunch boxes and stuff,
26:41 - 26:48: but I don't think the t-shirt had the primacy though of being like the go-to merch item for
26:48 - 26:52: music in that era. But couldn't you see Jim Morrison doing that riff that you were doing
26:52 - 27:01: on stage? I don't want you to adorn a t-shirt with my image on it. Recently, the record company man
27:01 - 27:07: came to me and they said, "Jim, we want to do a t-shirt." And I said, "Excuse me?"
27:08 - 27:14: "What is a t-shirt?" Chinatown Market came to me and said, "We want to do a line with you
27:14 - 27:19: and we want to make a Jim Morrison croc." And I said, "Why?"
27:19 - 27:24: I said, "I'll pass on the crocs and the t-shirt, but I will take you up on the leather pants."
27:24 - 27:26: [Laughter]
27:26 - 27:27: T-shirt.
27:27 - 27:33: I know. It's the reason Jim Morrison pronounces t-shirt very formally and in a very stilted way.
27:33 - 27:34: [Laughter]
27:34 - 27:35: T-shirts.
27:35 - 27:37: It's a new technology, yeah.
27:37 - 27:42: I think we're going a tiny bit Keanu. We're turning him into a little bit of like,
27:42 - 27:45: "What is this t-shirt?"
27:45 - 27:48: That would have been an interesting casting instead of Mal.
27:48 - 27:54: Keanu? Yeah, absolutely. Keanu is Jim Morrison. There's always been something
27:54 - 28:00: funny to me about solo artists with their merch, which is funny to say now. It's funny to say now
28:00 - 28:06: that there's definitely like the solo artist is more like the archetypal artist compared to bands,
28:06 - 28:11: which used to be like, "What bands do you like?" Now it's like, "What music do you like?"
28:11 - 28:16: But I can imagine there being something awkward about, yeah, if you're like Neil Young and
28:16 - 28:20: they're just like, "Here's the designs, Neil, for the tour." And it's just like a picture of
28:20 - 28:26: your big-ass face. And it's just like, "Neil Young, 1987 North American tour." I can imagine
28:26 - 28:32: just looking at that and just being like, "This is f***ing weird." I think part of the reason that
28:32 - 28:38: solo artist merch is so funny to me is that obviously with a band, the fact that the band
28:38 - 28:44: has a name and band names tend to be kind of bizarre, it feels more normal. It's just like
28:44 - 28:50: a brand. I guess it's the same way that probably back in the day, we take it for granted, but there
28:50 - 28:57: used to be so many jokes about designer jeans because people found it so funny. Whenever that
28:57 - 29:02: started in the '70s, like Gloria Vanderbilt or something like that, the idea that you would just
29:02 - 29:08: walk around with somebody else's name on your ass was so funny to people. I even feel like there's
29:08 - 29:14: a... Is that a Run-DMC? Some early rap song. I remember having a line about, "I don't want
29:14 - 29:19: nobody's name on my behind." Yeah, just imagine you're somebody who'd never seen that before,
29:19 - 29:23: even somebody who's kind of interested in fashion. And suddenly you have commercials
29:23 - 29:28: where people are being like, "Nothing comes between me and my Calvins." And then just this
29:28 - 29:33: big name, Calvin Klein, on the back. We're so numb to it now. When you hear the name Calvin
29:33 - 29:38: Klein, you don't even consider the fact that that's a dude from the Bronx. That's the Run-DMC
29:38 - 29:43: lyric, "Calvin Klein's no friend of mine. Don't want nobody's name on my behind." Oh, it is Calvin
29:43 - 29:50: Klein. So that's Run-DMC. Although they were happy to rep Adolf Dassler, aka Adidas. But of course,
29:50 - 29:54: when you wear Adidas, you're not thinking about the fact that there's an old German guy named
29:54 - 29:59: Adolf Dassler. Do you remember in Back to the Future? No, is there a joke about that? Yeah,
29:59 - 30:05: well, Marty goes back to 1955 and then he gets hit by a car and is knocked unconscious. And then
30:05 - 30:10: his mom, who's 17, brings him into the house. She's like, "Calvin, are you okay?" He's like,
30:10 - 30:14: "Why are you calling me Calvin?" She's, "Calvin Klein. It says all over your underwear. That's
30:14 - 30:19: your name, right?" Oh, yeah, you're right. That's a really good joke. And also, that's some real
30:19 - 30:24: s***. That is probably what would happen if you went back in time wearing Calvin Klein underwear
30:24 - 30:29: and got hit by a car and your mom found you. Your 17-year-old mom found you. There is one band that
30:29 - 30:36: we have found that never made merch, and that's Fugazi. Never made merch? Wait, they didn't even
30:36 - 30:42: make T-shirts? Really? Never made merch. So much so, yes, that I've definitely seen a Fugazi T-shirt.
30:42 - 30:49: Yes, all homemade. You know, there was a movie that Matthew McConaughey made called Mud. And
30:49 - 30:54: the character in Mud, they wanted to have a Fugazi shirt. And so it had to be homemade,
30:54 - 31:00: because there were none. And when they called Fugazi to get permission, they never got a call
31:00 - 31:05: back, and they couldn't get a shirt because they never made shirts. So there is documented,
31:05 - 31:10: Fugazi has never made their own merch, period. That's pretty hardcore.
31:11 - 31:14: When we have nothing left to give
31:14 - 31:20: There'll be no reason for us to live
31:20 - 31:25: When we have nothing left to lose
31:25 - 31:31: You will have nothing left to use
31:31 - 31:34: We are nothing
31:34 - 31:38: You have no control
31:38 - 31:39: We are nothing
31:39 - 31:43: You have nothing to lose
31:43 - 31:47: Well, I'm going to do a hard left turn right now. We talked recently on the program about the TC
31:47 - 31:52: Book Club and the TC Book Club Civil War, and how just things really got out of control. But at
31:52 - 31:58: least two of us read the same book. And that's me and Jake. We both read Chaos, Charles Manson,
31:58 - 32:03: the CIA and the History of the '60s by Tom O'Neill. Jake, I believe you just finished it, right?
32:03 - 32:05: I did. I finished it a few days ago.
32:05 - 32:11: We both love this book, and we're very lucky to have the author Tom O'Neill on the program.
32:11 - 32:17: He's done some really in-depth interviews recently. If you want to hear him talk for a
32:17 - 32:22: really long time about the book, he was on Joe Rogan not that long ago. We got so many questions
32:22 - 32:27: for him. But above all, as we said last time, just to refresh your memory, one of the things that I
32:27 - 32:32: found so fascinating about Tom O'Neill is not just that he wrote a fascinating book. It's not a
32:32 - 32:36: conspiracy theorist book in the sense of being like an unhinged person just looking for clues.
32:36 - 32:43: It's a very well-written, well-researched, sober analysis of inconsistencies in the official story
32:43 - 32:48: of what happened with Charles Manson. He's an incredibly restrained writer, actually.
32:48 - 32:54: He refuses to make connections if he can't prove it. It's a very sober analysis of the story,
32:54 - 32:58: and you find out so much. But also, an amazing part of it, which I want to ask him about,
32:58 - 33:04: is the fact that this is a dude who started writing a magazine article in 1999 that was
33:04 - 33:07: supposed to take a couple months and ended up- For Premier Magazine.
33:07 - 33:12: For Premier Magazine, which no longer exists. Just trying to write something about the 30th
33:12 - 33:17: anniversary of the Manson murders. Well, he got his book out in time for the 50th anniversary
33:17 - 33:23: because he spent 20 years doggedly pursuing this story. Anyway, we're very lucky to have him on,
33:23 - 33:27: so let's get Tom on the phone. Now, let's go to the Time Crisis
33:27 - 33:32: Hotline. Hey, Tom.
33:32 - 33:36: Hi, how you doing? Hey, how's it going? Welcome to Time Crisis.
33:36 - 33:42: Oh, thanks for having me. How you guys doing? Oh, not bad. I'm Ezra, and that's my co-host,
33:42 - 33:46: Jake. Hey. Where are you calling from, Tom? Do you still live out by the beach?
33:46 - 33:50: I live in Los Angeles, but I'm in New Jersey right now, South Jersey.
33:50 - 33:55: My folks have a house in Cape May, and I'm visiting some of the family here,
33:55 - 34:01: sitting out on the deck to try to keep it quiet. Oh, beautiful. Yeah, you grew up in Philly, right?
34:01 - 34:05: Yeah, yeah, in Philadelphia. Very cool. Well, so Jake and I are both huge
34:05 - 34:11: fans of the book, and I just want to start out by congratulating you on what really is just a
34:11 - 34:12: massive achievement. Thank you.
34:12 - 34:19: Your incredible research over 20 years. I mean, so many questions. It's hard to know where to begin,
34:19 - 34:25: but maybe just for our listeners, we kind of gave them the basic backstory about how you were
34:25 - 34:30: contracted to write something about the 30th anniversary of the Madsen-Murgister Premier
34:30 - 34:36: Magazine all the way back in 1999. Could you maybe tell us one of the first turning points
34:36 - 34:41: in your research where you realized this was more than a magazine article that you'd be able
34:41 - 34:46: to hand in after a few months? I guess the first time it kind of occurred
34:46 - 34:51: to me that things were a little bit out of whack with the official narrative was my first meeting
34:51 - 34:58: with the prosecutor, Vincent Bogliosi, who also wrote the book Helter Skelter about the case,
34:58 - 35:04: you know, about the crimes, the investigation and the trial and the aftermath. So he very
35:04 - 35:10: graciously invited me to his house, spent about six hours with me discussing the case. And,
35:10 - 35:15: you know, I'd read Helter Skelter for the first time. I was never interested in the crimes or the
35:15 - 35:20: case. I only did it because, you know, I had an assignment and I had to do some background.
35:20 - 35:26: And I knew enough then at the end of that day that he hadn't told me anything, kind of. They
35:26 - 35:32: hadn't already told a million times in documentaries and his own book and speaking engagements.
35:32 - 35:39: So at the very end of the interview, I did what we call the "Hail Mary" pass, where I said to him,
35:39 - 35:44: "Look, I'd love if you could share something with me that's never been reported about this before."
35:44 - 35:50: It's 30 years later and I just don't want to do, you know, a rehash here. And we could go off the
35:50 - 35:55: record if you'd like. So he thought about it for a minute or two and then he said, "Turn off your
35:55 - 36:00: recorder." And he told me an anecdote. Well, he told me about some evidence that had been taken
36:00 - 36:08: from the scene that he had represented as something quite different in his book. At the time, it was
36:08 - 36:15: salacious and kind of fascinating and also pretty horrible. But I didn't know that it had, you know,
36:15 - 36:21: any repercussions except for the fact that it nagged at me that he was kind of acknowledging
36:21 - 36:29: that he changed one fact in the case. And that kind of later on in the following weeks, when I
36:29 - 36:36: was doing more and more interviews, reading more documents and seeing discrepancies and anomalies
36:36 - 36:41: and stuff, I kept going back to that and thinking, "Well, if he changed that, you know, what else did
36:41 - 36:50: he change?" And that kind of opened a door into a world of kind of astonishment on my part that
36:50 - 36:57: something that everybody thought they knew so well had been actually manufactured significantly.
36:57 - 37:04: And the truth was very different than what was told. And it's one thing if you do it in a book,
37:04 - 37:09: it's another thing if you do it in a trial where people's lives are at stake. And no matter what
37:09 - 37:15: you think about the defendants, Charlie and his followers, they deserve the presumption of
37:15 - 37:23: innocence and also a fair trial. And the death penalty was at play. So the fact that he fabricated
37:23 - 37:30: evidence, suborn perjury, withheld evidence, and did all these things seemed really important to me.
37:30 - 37:35: That kind of sent me off in what became, you know, I had no idea at the time that a three-month
37:35 - 37:40: magazine assignment was going to turn into a 20-year odyssey. But that was kind of the first
37:40 - 37:45: kind of "Oh, s***" moment where I'm like, "There's something going on here that I got to figure out
37:45 - 37:47: what it means."
37:47 - 37:52: And that's something that I've been very curious about, because your background at the time,
37:52 - 37:57: so most of your adult life until you started this article, you'd been writing a lot about the
37:57 - 38:01: entertainment industry. You'd primarily been a magazine writer.
38:01 - 38:07: Yeah, I had written mostly about celebrities and film and television production. Before that,
38:07 - 38:13: I had done a little bit of kind of general news reporting for the Village Voice and the New York
38:13 - 38:20: Daily News. But I kind of had made my mark and made a living in entertainment journalism. And
38:20 - 38:26: the magazine I was working for, where I was on the masthead, was called Us Magazine. It still
38:26 - 38:32: exists today. But when I worked there, which was until I got shortly before I started this,
38:32 - 38:36: it was a monthly magazine. Jan Wenner, the owner of Rolling Stone, owned it.
38:36 - 38:41: And we actually did long stories. I was doing 5,000-word pieces. And I started doing
38:41 - 38:46: investigative pieces about the entertainment industry, which were a big relief for me,
38:46 - 38:50: because I was really getting burnt out on talking to movie stars about their movie
38:50 - 38:57: theses and kind of stroking egos and stuff to get information. And then Jan sold the—or he
38:57 - 39:02: didn't sell the magazine, but he revamped it and turned it into a weekly, much more tabloidy kind
39:02 - 39:07: of thing. So I let my contract go, and a bunch of other people did. And they all went to a film
39:07 - 39:13: magazine called Premiere. So this was the assignment I got from them. But in between,
39:13 - 39:19: there's a magazine called Details. I did do my first true crime story for them. I reported on
39:19 - 39:26: a woman who was murdered in California, who was Miss Hollywood. It was an unsolved murder. It was
39:26 - 39:29: a pretty amazing story. - That's Rebecca Schaeffer?
39:29 - 39:31: - No, no. I actually done a story. - Oh, that's a different story?
39:31 - 39:34: - That was a story about celebrity stalkers. So yeah, I guess actually that was kind of a
39:34 - 39:40: true crime story too. But this was about an unknown woman from Michigan who had moved out
39:40 - 39:47: to Los Angeles to be the next Madonna, and she just wasn't talented. Got kind of corrupted by
39:47 - 39:54: the sleazy underbelly of Hollywood and ended up being stabbed and left in a lot in Fresno.
39:54 - 40:00: Wasn't even discovered for two or three days. And the weird coincidence was her body was found
40:00 - 40:06: 50 years to the day that the Black Dahlia murder occurred in Hollywood. And the parallels between
40:06 - 40:12: the two cases were kind of fascinating. And I was really kind of frustrated because I never saw
40:13 - 40:18: her murder, and I kept thinking I was onto it. And it began, what I had no idea was going to
40:18 - 40:24: become a pattern in my life of going way too deep into a story and letting it take over.
40:24 - 40:30: Luckily, that one was only about six months. But after what happened with the next job, I look back
40:30 - 40:34: in retrospect and think, "Ah, yeah, that's where it all began when I couldn't solve it." Her name
40:34 - 40:48: was Jill Weatherwax. [Music]
40:48 - 41:02: [Applause]
41:26 - 41:31: One thing that I think is very cool about your writing style is that you deeply are not a
41:31 - 41:36: conspiracy theorist. And I've seen in your other interviews, you've referenced the fact that
41:36 - 41:42: you've gotten some criticism for it because there's a frustration in this era of so many
41:42 - 41:48: true crime docs and podcasts and stuff. A lot of people want to be able to walk away from a book
41:48 - 41:53: saying, "And that's what really happened." Because it's become entertainment for people. So it's
41:53 - 41:58: really fun the same way that you would watch, you would read a mystery novel. You want to find out
41:58 - 42:03: who did it in the end, and that's the satisfaction. But that's not exactly,
42:03 - 42:06: you're a little too rigorous for that. Is that fair to say?
42:06 - 42:12: Yeah. Well, that's again, it's also why it took 20 years because I did think, I kept thinking
42:12 - 42:17: I was just around the corner from finding the truth. And I think like five or six years into
42:17 - 42:23: this after I'd already accumulated quite a bit of debt and a number of enemies and stuff. And my
42:23 - 42:29: agent just said to me, he goes, "You might never find the smoking gun. You've got a lot of little
42:29 - 42:37: smoking pistols." He said, "Just present everything you have that undoes the kind of acceptance story,
42:37 - 42:44: and that's enough." And it took me a while to agree to it. And then once I did, another five
42:44 - 42:49: years later, probably, then I was able to, well, I had the help of a great collaborator, figure out
42:49 - 42:55: how to do it and how to present it without resolution. And a lot of the criticism of the
42:55 - 43:02: book is that, but luckily I think a lot of people get it that I could speculate a lot more and be
43:02 - 43:07: much more conspiratorial and present something that has a beginning and a middle and an end.
43:07 - 43:13: But I think there's just as many people who are happy to be kind of respected enough to not be
43:14 - 43:20: spoonfed and let them reach their own conclusions. I'm hoping, and it might be a little grandiose on
43:20 - 43:26: my part, but I'm hoping that the stuff that I put out there into the world is followed up with other
43:26 - 43:34: people independently or journalists or investigators who take kind of the path I laid and keep going,
43:34 - 43:39: and maybe find the answer at some point. Or maybe I kept thinking I was never going to do anything
43:39 - 43:44: on this subject after the book came out, but sure enough, I think I'm going to be doing a second book
43:44 - 43:49: or something like that. Also about the Manson murders or- A lot of the stuff that didn't end
43:49 - 43:55: up in the book, it still kills me because I think a lot of it's real important. That's amazing. So
43:55 - 44:00: one of the most fascinating things that, when I'm trying to explain what's interesting about this
44:00 - 44:05: book to people, and the first thing I tell them is, first of all, did you know that Charles Manson
44:05 - 44:10: and his followers were arrested many times before and after the murders and always seemed to be
44:10 - 44:15: let go? Which most people don't know. So that's very strange, right? And the fact that you
44:15 - 44:20: diligently uncovered so much of that, at the very least, proves that there was something weird
44:20 - 44:24: happening there. But one of the most fascinating things, which the book is named after, is the fact
44:24 - 44:30: that CIA had this Operation Chaos, which the public knows some details about, but as you say in the
44:30 - 44:37: book, a lot of the files were destroyed. But in the same month, the FBI started their COINTELPRO
44:37 - 44:43: program again, and the CIA started Chaos, and they both happened to open their first offices
44:43 - 44:48: in San Francisco. You also talk about that it's been widely underreported that Charles Manson and
44:48 - 44:55: the family spent a whole year in San Francisco before going down to LA. And you very elegantly
44:55 - 45:00: trace his steps and talk about the people he came into contact with, some of whom did have
45:00 - 45:06: connections to the CIA, and perhaps to the MKULTRA program. This is just something that I happened to
45:06 - 45:10: be thinking, because I was watching this movie, and in some ways I'm just interested in this time
45:10 - 45:17: period. So there was the same week that the Manson murders happened, one of the other most infamous
45:17 - 45:23: serial killers of all time, the Zodiac Killer, sent his first letter to the San Francisco Chronicle
45:23 - 45:31: on August 1st, 1969. At the very least, on this show, we mostly talk about the Grateful Dead and
45:31 - 45:36: McDonald's, so we're just about vibes here, to a large extent. I'm definitely not trying to say,
45:36 - 45:42: "Prove to me that the Zodiac Killer had something to do with MKULTRA," but I was just curious,
45:42 - 45:47: because one thing I love about the book is you just give people an insight into what the vibe
45:47 - 45:53: was. This period in American history, this period in California, this period in LA, did that ever
45:53 - 45:58: cross your radar that, I mean, obviously August 1969, it's a hell of a month, but Woodstock was
45:58 - 46:04: that month too. For some reason, I just suddenly was picturing, you're just somebody living in
46:04 - 46:10: California, your local respected newspaper gets sent a cipher from a weird serial killer that
46:10 - 46:15: people at home are trying to decode, and they're scared he's going to kill again, and then on
46:15 - 46:20: August 8th, a history teacher and his wife crack the code, and you're kind of like, "Okay, maybe
46:20 - 46:25: that's going to be the end of that." The next day, you hear about four people ritually murdered in
46:25 - 46:30: Los Angeles. Are there any connections to that? I know you don't mention the book, but that must
46:30 - 46:35: have felt like a truly psychotic moment in American history, all these things happening at the same
46:35 - 46:39: time. Did you have any leads related to that? Are there people who believe there's a connection?
46:39 - 46:46: Yeah, yeah. There are people out there who have been spending as much time as I spent on this,
46:46 - 46:53: my 20 years, double that on trying to connect the Zodiac to the Manson family. There's a couple of
46:53 - 46:59: serious researchers who started writing me probably in the early 2000s when they heard about
46:59 - 47:06: what I was doing. Most of them are convinced that Bruce Davis, who was one of Manson's followers,
47:06 - 47:13: was a Zodiac killer or was somehow working in tandem with a Zodiac killer. Davis is a really
47:13 - 47:19: interesting, strange character. He's actually, I think, the only family member that I interviewed
47:19 - 47:28: in prison face-to-face. I didn't ask him if he was a Zodiac killer. I knew going in, I'd learned by
47:28 - 47:33: then that it's hard to get them to say anything off script from what they've said in all their
47:33 - 47:39: parole hearings. Because if they give you any kind of new information and you publish it, then the
47:39 - 47:42: first thing the parole board's going to say, if it's important information, is, "Why did you
47:42 - 47:48: withhold that? Because we give you an opportunity." I mean, some of these guys like Tex and he have
47:48 - 47:53: had 30 or 40 parole hearings at this point. I looked into it a little bit, and it's one of
47:53 - 47:58: those things that I knew that if I looked into it anymore, I'd never finish the book.
47:58 - 48:05: So there's some validity to Davis's kind of, some of the stuff he was up to, and none of it's in the
48:05 - 48:12: book. At the time, he was suspected in a couple other murders. I didn't get enough kind of
48:12 - 48:18: documentation that any of it was valid enough to pursue, but I did keep in touch with a couple of
48:18 - 48:23: the researchers, and I shared information with them. I actually, it occurs to me now, I haven't
48:23 - 48:28: heard from them since the book came out. I'm curious if they've read the book and if it's
48:28 - 48:32: helped or hurt. I think if it helped, I would have heard from them, but, or they could be dead,
48:32 - 48:34: because they've been doing it a long time. A lot of these people died.
48:34 - 48:36: - Right, that's what I'm talking about.
48:36 - 48:41: And also, one question, and Jake, you brought this up when we first talked about the book,
48:41 - 48:48: is were you at all thinking or haunted by the figure of Robert Graysmith, who was portrayed
48:48 - 48:54: by Jake Gyllenhaal in the Zodiac movie, who also ended up writing a big book and uncovering a lot
48:54 - 48:59: of information? He was a cartoonist in San Francisco who ended up also dedicating a lot of
48:59 - 49:04: his life to writing about an infamous serial killer. - Yeah, that did haunt me. I didn't know
49:04 - 49:10: a whole lot about Zodiac until I started getting these, you know, correspondences. So I read the
49:10 - 49:16: book and then I saw David Fincher's movie, which was fantastic. And what was interesting is David
49:16 - 49:24: Fincher's parents are very close to Roger Smith. If you remember, Roger Smith was Manson's federal
49:24 - 49:27: parole officer in San Francisco. - Wait, they knew him personally?
49:27 - 49:32: - Yeah, yeah. In fact, Roger Smith told me that in one of my first meetings with him. I can't
49:32 - 49:36: remember how it came up, but he talked about knowing them back then. And he wanted to know
49:36 - 49:42: if I knew David Fincher, 'cause I lived in LA. And I said, "No, I never met him or anything."
49:42 - 49:47: I almost called not him, but his parents, because I think they were even friends with
49:47 - 49:54: Smith around the time he was supervising Manson. And I didn't, you know, it just seemed out of line
49:54 - 49:58: at the time. Actually, it's one of those things now I should now go back and look and see exactly
49:58 - 50:03: what Roger said to me. And maybe, I don't know if Fincher's parents are still alive. I have no
50:03 - 50:09: idea if David Fincher's even aware of that or aware of my book. But yeah, I'm sure his parents
50:09 - 50:14: probably told him, 'cause he's the kind of guy who's probably curious about something like that
50:14 - 50:19: in their history. So I'd love to hear what he thought of his parents' relationship.
50:19 - 50:23: - That must've been trippy for you, 'cause Zodiac, when did that come out? Like 2007?
50:23 - 50:25: - Yeah. - Something like that?
50:25 - 50:29: So I'm just picturing, here you are eight years deep on this book,
50:29 - 50:34: like smack in the middle of this journey. And as you talk about in the book, a lot of times
50:34 - 50:38: you're questioning yourself, if you were making the right decision by doggedly pursuing it.
50:38 - 50:45: And eight years deep, a movie comes out directed by a guy whose parents were friends with Charles
50:45 - 50:52: Manson's parole officer. That's about a guy whose life gets crazy as he writes a book about the
50:52 - 50:54: Zodiac killer. - Exactly.
50:54 - 50:56: - That must've been wild to see that at that moment in your life.
50:56 - 51:01: - Yeah, I remember being kind of awed by the movie, 'cause the movie was so well done,
51:01 - 51:07: but also being horrified by it. I kept saying, "Everything doesn't have to be about me."
51:07 - 51:13: Stop being so self-centered and just enjoy the movie. But yeah, it was a weird kind of coincidence.
51:13 - 51:19: The same thing happened when I read Michelle McNamara's book. I still haven't seen the
51:19 - 51:23: documentary, which I heard is pretty good. But I think I read that before my, I think her book
51:23 - 51:29: came out shortly before mine. I'm still not sure how she died, but I think she just got so caught
51:29 - 51:35: up in the horror of what happened to all these women and trying to nail down who did what,
51:35 - 51:42: who was the killer. So I see myself in all those kinds of people and get scared.
51:42 - 51:47: And a couple of times, I can't remember examples right now, but there were other books and movies
51:47 - 51:52: similar to that, kind of that genre. - I can only imagine. And also,
51:52 - 51:56: I was really struck by one part of the book, because I think one thing that's so cool about
51:56 - 52:01: your book is that it's so, like we said, rigorously researched. And then there's a
52:01 - 52:07: tiny bit about your own life. Just maybe like 0.5% of the book is about what was happening with you
52:07 - 52:13: in your life. But it's the story of what you uncovered, but it's also the story of a person
52:13 - 52:18: who pursued something for 20 years. And there's one brief moment where you talk about this Don
52:18 - 52:23: DeLillo, 1988 novel, Libra, and you talk about this character, Nicholas Branch, a retired CIA
52:23 - 52:31: analyst, and how the agency paid for him to build a home office, which he described as the book-filled
52:31 - 52:38: room, the room of documents, the room of theories and dreams. And he says that he realizes that as
52:38 - 52:43: he's researching Lee Harvey Oswald, his ultimate subject isn't crime or politics, it's men in small
52:43 - 52:49: rooms. And you say you really identified with this character, the guy in the small room, just
52:49 - 52:56: keesing through endless documents, looking for the truth. And I mean, it is funny. I'm sure this is,
52:56 - 53:01: you've probably talked about this before, that as somebody who missed their deadline by 20 years,
53:01 - 53:06: you still weirdly, you know, talking about something that happened 50 years ago,
53:06 - 53:12: you still weirdly managed to get your book out in a moment when a story about somebody
53:12 - 53:17: pursuing the truth for 20 years has like this deeper resonance, you know, like,
53:17 - 53:21: look how much the world has changed in the 20 years you wrote that book. Like,
53:21 - 53:28: I imagine even your methods of research changed dramatically from 1999 till 2019 with access to
53:28 - 53:32: the internet and stuff. So I guess I'm also, this is maybe kind of a weird question, but
53:32 - 53:40: in the 20 years you spent researching something, thinking about various connections and the way
53:40 - 53:44: the world works, questioning if you're on the right path, but realizing how much time it takes
53:44 - 53:49: to sometimes uncover connections in the truth. Did you learn anything about the meaning of life?
53:49 - 53:56: Wow. Nobody's asked me that before. I got to think about it a second. I mean,
53:56 - 53:58: yeah, maybe that's too deep, but yeah.
53:58 - 54:03: Well, no, no, it's a good question. I mean, believe me when I get something like that,
54:03 - 54:08: that I haven't thought about. I mean, I do write, I think, in the book about a really low moment in
54:08 - 54:14: my life when my first book publisher canceled the deal. And then they sued me for the return
54:14 - 54:20: of the advance, which was such a tremendous, not only setback, but crush to, you know,
54:20 - 54:24: it was just a blow. Cause I thought that the real reason they were canceling the book wasn't
54:24 - 54:29: because it was late, but because they thought I'd gone crazy or had lost faith in me. And I was
54:29 - 54:35: walking down the street with a friend and I really couldn't have been any lower. And he asked me if I
54:35 - 54:40: thought it was all worth it. And at that point it was 2013, I think. So I was like 14 years in
54:40 - 54:46: and I said, I wouldn't have traded those 13 previous years for the world because they were
54:46 - 54:53: the most exciting 13 years of my life because I was chasing something that I believe was important.
54:53 - 54:58: And I had validation, but I kept finding stuff. It just took forever to find. Well, I think the
54:58 - 55:04: lesson, yeah, as perseverance pays off, if you trust your gut, but I sacrificed a lot, you know,
55:04 - 55:08: I missed so much in my life. Well, but the question about that specifically,
55:08 - 55:12: that's also interesting is that, so you were roughly 40 when this whole journey started,
55:12 - 55:17: right? Yeah, I was turned 40 the day, the day after my 40th birthday, I got the call
55:17 - 55:21: from premier magazine asking me to do this story. I guess it's also interesting too,
55:21 - 55:26: that, that you had described the, even though obviously it's tremendous ups and downs,
55:26 - 55:32: but there's very few people from any walks of life who described age 40 to 53 as the 13 most
55:32 - 55:38: exciting years of their life. And when you were in the previous year, you were doing stuff that
55:38 - 55:42: some people would think was very glamorous, like, you know, interviewing celebrities and stuff.
55:42 - 55:49: And yet the next 13 years, it seems like you spent a lot of time taking old people to Denny's
55:49 - 55:56: and asking them questions, driving to God knows where middle of nowhere to find people. And yet
55:56 - 56:03: you found this purpose in middle age that ultimately you wouldn't have traded for anything
56:03 - 56:07: that kind of elevated your life in a sense. Yeah. And ironically, I was miserable most of
56:07 - 56:14: those 13 years. And I had, you know, so many moments where I questioned my sanity
56:14 - 56:20: and my reasons for doing it. But it's also in the book, I carried a list in my pocket of the
56:20 - 56:26: important fines I had. And, you know, nothing in, again, it sounds kind of presumptuous of me to
56:26 - 56:33: say, but nothing I had ever done prior to this book was important. I mean, relatively speaking,
56:33 - 56:37: I mean, I wrote really good stories, I think, especially some of the investigative pieces about
56:37 - 56:42: the industry. I wrote about sexism at Saturday Night Live, and I won a bunch of awards from a
56:42 - 56:47: bunch of women's organizations. That was all important. But there was nothing that, nothing
56:47 - 56:52: seemed, I mean, this was about the government and it was about malfeasance by people who were
56:52 - 56:58: supposed to trust, you know, law enforcement, the judicial system, you know, the people who
56:58 - 57:05: are supposed to protect us. And that was another life lesson. I mean, I naively went into this,
57:05 - 57:11: you know, I was raised by pretty left wing democratic parents and pretty open minded
57:11 - 57:17: and skeptical, but I was nowhere near skeptical enough when I encountered the cops and the
57:17 - 57:24: corruption in the courts and the cops and even the judges in this case to really believe it
57:24 - 57:29: could have happened because I did have a naivety that I don't have anymore. I'm much more
57:29 - 57:48: suspicious and cynical. So I guess that was a life lesson too.
57:48 - 58:02: Just to keep the population down. That would lead you now. And that's why I'm hanging around.
58:02 - 58:13: So you'll be good to me, and I'll be good to you. And in this land of conditions, I'm not above
58:13 - 58:19: suspicion. I won't attack you, but I won't bash you. Tom, there was a really interesting
58:19 - 58:23: short section of the book that I wish I could read more about sometime,
58:23 - 58:29: which is when you hired a PI to help you track down former members of the family that were
58:29 - 58:35: changed their name and were living in obscure places in the Pacific Northwest. What was that
58:35 - 58:41: like when you would show up at their house and knock on the door? What was going on with these
58:41 - 58:48: people? That was probably among the most fun, but also kind of scary. It wasn't just former
58:48 - 58:54: family members. It was also cops who were kind of living off the grid and people who were private
58:54 - 59:00: investigators, people who I knew I couldn't call and get to talk to me or talk honestly to me. I
59:00 - 59:07: had to show up. So I mean, a couple of the Manson women who I think really got off easy, that I
59:07 - 59:12: think they were much more involved in the murders and they were accessories. Two or three in
59:12 - 59:19: particular were kind of scary when I showed up at their house. One of them had some scary sons who
59:19 - 59:24: were all tatted up. And I already knew about them because the sons had been in prison and they were
59:24 - 59:32: white supremacy guys and those gangs. And then Steve Grogan, who was the only Manson family
59:32 - 59:37: member to be convicted of a murder who got paroled, Clem or Scramblehead as they called him.
59:37 - 59:44: He married his prison psychiatrist, changed his name to hers and had never been found since he
59:44 - 59:50: was released from prison. And I think it was like 79 or 80 until I went to his house and knocked on
59:50 - 59:56: his door. And I mean, he bounded down the stairs and I said, "Mr." I can't remember what his fake
59:56 - 01:00:01: name was, his wife's name. He said, "Yeah, that's me." I said, "Well, I'm here to talk to you about
01:00:01 - 01:00:06: your previous wife as Steven Grogan." And he just went white and he goes, "I don't know what you're
01:00:06 - 01:00:13: talking about." And I said, "Come on, Clem. I know who you are." He denied that he was Steve Grogan.
01:00:13 - 01:00:18: And he was a very important family member. If you saw the Tarantino movie, he was the one that Brad
01:00:18 - 01:00:25: Pitt kicked the out of at Spahn Ranch after he had fled his car or something. He was based on Clem.
01:00:26 - 01:00:32: I started pulling out my documents because I got court records and birth dates. And he kind of told
01:00:32 - 01:00:36: me to leave the property or he was going to call the police. And I said, "But the police have,
01:00:36 - 01:00:40: I don't think they're going to be too aggressive with me, but I don't want you to do that. So I'll
01:00:40 - 01:00:45: leave, but I'm coming back tomorrow to see if you change your mind. So I'll come back around this
01:00:45 - 01:00:51: time." And I said, "Here's my number. Here's a hotel I'm staying in. If you can call me." And
01:00:51 - 01:00:57: I mean, two hours later, I got a cease and desist letter from his attorney. And I went back the next
01:00:57 - 01:01:02: day and he wouldn't talk to me. So yeah, there were a lot of people like him that I think are
01:01:02 - 01:01:07: what I call the secret keepers, Linda Kasabian, other family members who I think know the truth
01:01:07 - 01:01:15: of this, but they'll never tell it because it's going to implicate them in crimes that have no
01:01:15 - 01:01:19: statute of limitations, which is one crime, murder. - Right. That's incredible.
01:01:19 - 01:01:36: (soft music)
01:01:36 - 01:01:40: So Tom, you alluded to the fact that you're probably going to do another book. Do you have
01:01:40 - 01:01:45: a sense of what else comes next? In the book you talked about, you'd had offers maybe to
01:01:45 - 01:01:53: do some type of TV series, which you'd passed up. - Yeah. The filmmaker, Earl Morris, wanted to do
01:01:53 - 01:01:58: a documentary on the book and a little bit about it's in the book, but I don't think I named him.
01:01:58 - 01:02:04: He shot a, what do they call it? A teaser. He spent like two or three days filming me at my
01:02:04 - 01:02:10: house with a big crew and sold it to Netflix. And then long story short, he and I had a falling out
01:02:10 - 01:02:15: kind of creative differences and he ended up doing Wormwood. I don't know if you guys saw that.
01:02:15 - 01:02:22: It was on Netflix. - Right. Which is similar subject matter or related. - Yeah. It evolved
01:02:22 - 01:02:27: out of the project he and I were doing. He actually, I was talking a lot about the Frank Olson
01:02:27 - 01:02:31: death and Eric Olson, the son. And he asked me to put them in touch with Eric to see if he could get
01:02:31 - 01:02:36: Eric to talk a little about it in the film he was doing on me. And then all of a sudden he wanted
01:02:36 - 01:02:41: to do both our stories together. And I just, my book wasn't published then. I was still getting
01:02:41 - 01:02:46: sued. I didn't know if I was going to be able to resell it. And I said, "Earl, I'm not going to,
01:02:46 - 01:02:51: as much as I love Eric and it's a great story, I don't want to share my information with another
01:02:51 - 01:02:57: story because I need to be the dedicated subject. So do Eric and I'm going to walk away." And that's
01:02:57 - 01:03:03: what I did. But there is a deal that Amazon optioned the book and there's a screenwriter who
01:03:04 - 01:03:08: has just finished the script. And I heard last week, they're sending it out to directors
01:03:08 - 01:03:14: and it's going to be for better or worse, I'm the protagonist in this thing. So it's going to be
01:03:14 - 01:03:21: about me chasing the story. But I'm just a little worried because once Hollywood gets their hands
01:03:21 - 01:03:27: on something like this, then they start to change things. And I'm dreading reading the script when
01:03:27 - 01:03:32: I finally get it, but I hope it gets made because I'm still- - Yeah, we got to get Fincher on it.
01:03:32 - 01:03:38: - Yeah, yeah, yeah, who knows? But it'll help me because I'm still really in debt from
01:03:38 - 01:03:46: all the lawsuits. - Oh my God, that's amazing, man. What a journey. Well, I guess just the last thing,
01:03:46 - 01:03:52: and thank you so much for taking the time to talk to us. We've referenced a lot and we've
01:03:52 - 01:03:55: talked about it in previous episodes, but in our conversation with you, we've talked a lot about
01:03:55 - 01:04:00: MKUltra and you talked about your interest in Frank Olson. And we don't want to give away too
01:04:00 - 01:04:04: much because we really recommend people read the book and experience this information that way.
01:04:04 - 01:04:09: But in the course of your research, you became very familiar with this idea or with this project,
01:04:09 - 01:04:15: MKUltra. And I've just noticed more and more people referencing it. You see more and more
01:04:15 - 01:04:20: people using the phrase "PSYOP" all the time these days, which it's funny. Actually, I learned this
01:04:20 - 01:04:25: from your book. You talk about the fact that brainwash, that phrase didn't exist in the
01:04:25 - 01:04:31: English language until the Korean War. And you say that it actually comes from a Chinese phrase.
01:04:31 - 01:04:36: - Yeah. Well, they were the first ones that were actually experimenting with it during the Korean
01:04:36 - 01:04:42: War and previously. And they invented, I don't know if they invented the word for it or I don't
01:04:42 - 01:04:48: know enough about Chinese language, but yeah, it came from them. - So basically, there's one part
01:04:48 - 01:04:56: of the book that we don't have to go too into detail about, but it's the story of Jimmy Shaver.
01:04:56 - 01:05:00: - Yeah. - Can you just summarize what MKUltra was and maybe tell like the real quick version
01:05:00 - 01:05:07: of the Jimmy Shaver story? - Yeah. Well, the ultimate objective of MKUltra was to create
01:05:07 - 01:05:13: programmed assassins, people who could be either using drugs or hypnotism, sensory deprivation,
01:05:13 - 01:05:17: whatever. The CIA was trying to figure out how they could take control of people's minds and
01:05:17 - 01:05:23: get them to do acts that were against their moral code, including all kinds of things,
01:05:23 - 01:05:30: but most importantly, to kill somebody without any recollection of being programmed to do it.
01:05:30 - 01:05:35: And oftentimes they hoped that they could create it so that they wouldn't remember having done it
01:05:35 - 01:05:41: after they'd done it. And there was a famous book from the late 50s called "The Manchurian
01:05:41 - 01:05:46: Candidate," which later became a movie in the early 60s and then was remade, I think like 10
01:05:46 - 01:05:51: years ago, which is based on, I mean, that guy that I can't, what's the name of the guy, I forget
01:05:51 - 01:05:55: the name of the author who wrote the first book, but I'm convinced and a lot of people are convinced
01:05:55 - 01:05:59: he was actually part of the program and it was kind of, he was putting out a little information
01:05:59 - 01:06:06: there. I don't think with the agency's knowledge. So Jimmy Shaver was convicted of killing a three
01:06:06 - 01:06:13: year old girl, two and a half year old girl named Sherry Horton. And he was found in a gravel pit
01:06:13 - 01:06:21: in Texas in 1953, wandering around dazed with, his shirt was off and there were scratches on him.
01:06:21 - 01:06:25: This little girl had been missing for about three or four hours. There had been a search party.
01:06:25 - 01:06:32: He was taken into custody and they found the little girl's body and he admitted that he
01:06:32 - 01:06:36: probably killed her, but he had no recollection of doing it. He didn't know how he got to where he
01:06:36 - 01:06:42: was. It was a sensational story in the state of Texas. It didn't really have national coverage,
01:06:42 - 01:06:49: but what I found out was that Jimmy Shaver was, well, he was an airman at Lackland Air Force Base
01:06:49 - 01:06:57: in 1953 and 54 when this happened. And Jolly West, who was a central figure in my book,
01:06:57 - 01:07:05: was the psychiatrist who examined him for the trial and extracted a confession from him and
01:07:05 - 01:07:12: was able to make him remember killing this little girl. I present a case in my book
01:07:12 - 01:07:18: that this was all part of the experiments Jolly West was conducting at Lackland Air Force Base
01:07:18 - 01:07:24: at the time to try to get people to go and commit acts against their moral codes. I don't think he
01:07:24 - 01:07:30: had ever wanted to program Shaver to commit this murder. I think it was something that went wrong,
01:07:30 - 01:07:36: but I had found letters and it's a big section of, I think, chapter 11 of the book showing that this
01:07:36 - 01:07:44: Jolly West had been a part of the MKUltra program starting in 1952, 53, was at Lackland Air Force
01:07:44 - 01:07:49: Base experimenting on airmen to achieve just this kind of thing, the erasure of memory,
01:07:49 - 01:07:55: the implantation of false memories. And I think that Jimmy Shaver was an MKUltra
01:07:55 - 01:08:00: experiment gone very wrong. And I think if your listeners read the book, they'll get a clear
01:08:00 - 01:08:05: picture of what I'm trying to say here because it's hard. But yesterday I did a podcast with
01:08:05 - 01:08:12: the niece of a little girl who was killed. So Sherry Jo, yeah, so Sherry Jo was turning three
01:08:12 - 01:08:20: when she was murdered in 1954. And her older brother was with her when she was abducted.
01:08:20 - 01:08:26: And he was about seven. He died a few years ago, but his daughter and her husband have a podcast.
01:08:26 - 01:08:32: And they reached out to me and said, we want you to come on our podcast and talk about
01:08:32 - 01:08:37: the death of my aunt, Sherry. It's actually how they pronounce it. I didn't know that.
01:08:37 - 01:08:43: And I was a little worried about it because it's such a sensitive subject and it impacted their
01:08:43 - 01:08:49: lives. But they're convinced that the evidence I present shows that everything they thought
01:08:49 - 01:08:56: about the death of this little girl for her family for 60, 70 years was wrong and was part of a
01:08:56 - 01:09:01: cover-up by the government. And they want to pursue it now. And that's gratifying to me in the end.
01:09:02 - 01:09:06: And I was actually happy to honor the girl's memory by talking to her family. So it went
01:09:06 - 01:09:12: pretty well. I think it's going to go up in a few days, but that's an important story.
01:09:12 - 01:09:17: I think in my book, I don't get asked about it a lot. It's a horrible story. I mean, in the end,
01:09:17 - 01:09:22: it's difficult to read when you see what happened to her, but it's fascinating. And I think really
01:09:22 - 01:09:28: kind of important in the timeline of the evolution of MKUltra and what they were doing.
01:09:28 - 01:09:31: Right. Well, thanks so much, Thomas. It's been great talking to you.
01:09:31 - 01:09:32: Yeah, thanks for having me.
01:09:32 - 01:09:35: I encourage everybody to read Chaos, book of the year.
01:09:35 - 01:09:38: Thank you. Thank you.
01:09:38 - 01:09:39: Have a good one, man.
01:09:39 - 01:09:42: All right, guys. I enjoyed it. All right. Bye-bye.
01:09:42 - 01:09:42: Bye.
01:09:42 - 01:10:11: Looking through a telescope At a letter in an envelope I can't make out what she wrote I guess I will never know Like a precious stone, I'm swimming in a pond Eyes on the ground, I'm drowning in a pond
01:10:11 - 01:10:13: Time crisis
01:10:13 - 01:10:18: Well, Tom O'Neill, what a legend. I like that he's just such a nice guy, too.
01:10:18 - 01:10:24: I'm also glad to hear that there's a script being worked on where he's the protagonist.
01:10:24 - 01:10:24: Yeah.
01:10:24 - 01:10:29: I think for both of us, that was a really appealing side of it. In fact, when you first told me about
01:10:29 - 01:10:35: it, I think you specifically said, "He's this dude. He's taking these random old cops to Denny's to
01:10:35 - 01:10:40: try to get information about them." And there's a part of that that's just as appealing as what
01:10:40 - 01:10:45: he uncovers about the deception and the connections between local law enforcement and the CIA and
01:10:45 - 01:10:51: Charles Manson. That stuff's cool, very fascinating. But also just like he's the perfect person to take
01:10:51 - 01:10:52: you on this journey.
01:10:52 - 01:10:59: Oh, absolutely. And of course, I feel like we got fresh research done on this interview.
01:10:59 - 01:11:06: David Fincher's parents were friends with Charles Manson's parole officer. That is a big get.
01:11:06 - 01:11:09: Yeah, I'm going to do some original research because that's pretty wild because I didn't
01:11:09 - 01:11:14: want to bore him with too much Zodiac stuff. But this morning when I knew we were having him on
01:11:14 - 01:11:19: the show, I actually sat down with a pad and paper. I wrote a little timeline out just so I'd
01:11:19 - 01:11:26: know what I was talking about. That's where I was like, "August 1st, 1969, Zodiac Killer sent..."
01:11:26 - 01:11:31: Because basically, in that time period, the Zodiac Killer sends his letter to the San Francisco
01:11:31 - 01:11:36: Chronicle. They publish his cipher. A week later, the Manson murders happen. A week after that,
01:11:36 - 01:11:43: the Zodiac Killer strikes again in the city of San Francisco. Then he kills again in September
01:11:43 - 01:11:49: and October. They finally get Charles Manson in December 1969. Just imagine that whole time
01:11:49 - 01:11:54: period after the Tate murders. There are these murders going on up north by the Zodiac Killer.
01:11:54 - 01:11:58: All this stuff happening together is crazy. And we talked about when Death Spot was on the show,
01:11:58 - 01:12:04: and I was actually texting Alec because he talked about this, that there's always been a theory that
01:12:04 - 01:12:11: Ted Kaczynski could have been the Zodiac Killer. I don't know if that's true, but one thing is true
01:12:11 - 01:12:16: is that a lot of people think that Ted Kaczynski was at least partially a product of MKUltra.
01:12:16 - 01:12:16: Oh, sure.
01:12:16 - 01:12:21: I don't know if there's hard documentation that he was part of MKUltra. He definitely was part
01:12:21 - 01:12:26: of psychological experiments when he was an undergrad at Harvard that some people thought
01:12:26 - 01:12:34: went too far. That's for sure. Whether there was a CIA link to those projects or those experiments,
01:12:34 - 01:12:40: who's to say? But it is weird as hell just to imagine that in the summer of '69, which was a
01:12:40 - 01:12:46: very positive summer for Bryan Adams, but not for many people. In the summer of '69, you had the
01:12:46 - 01:12:53: Manson murders, the Zodiac Killer, and Ted Kaczynski being a professor at Berkeley all there.
01:12:53 - 01:12:58: CIA has a secret office in San Francisco, so does the FBI. Got the Black Panthers,
01:12:58 - 01:13:04: Ronald Reagan, California summer of '69. That is some crazy [beep]
01:13:04 - 01:13:11: Hetty Brew. I think we should do a rewrite of summer of '69.
01:13:11 - 01:13:17: I worked for MKUltra. I dosed Charles Manson.
01:13:17 - 01:13:25: Just a song that has the same vibe as the film Zodiac or Tom's book.
01:13:25 - 01:13:28: Wait, what if we take 20 years to write the song?
01:13:30 - 01:13:37: It's like, we both had music projects. JK Moundries, I had Vampire Weekend. We started
01:13:37 - 01:13:41: the song as a lark. We figured we could probably get it done in a couple of weeks,
01:13:41 - 01:13:44: maybe play it on the show. Next thing you know, we actually stopped doing the show.
01:13:44 - 01:13:50: Research for the song became a passion of ours, and it took us 20 years. We're both deeply in
01:13:50 - 01:13:57: debt, but now it's 2040, and we'd like to present to you our... The song is four hours long,
01:13:59 - 01:14:00: and it's called Summer of '69.
01:14:00 - 01:14:03: Crickets.
01:14:03 - 01:14:07: Also, just the last thing I'll say, there's a line somewhere in Dark Star,
01:14:07 - 01:14:15: that Jerry Garcia book I keep referencing, where somebody's talking about how many great musicians
01:14:15 - 01:14:22: just happened to be growing up in the Bay Area, Palo Alto area, SF area in that time.
01:14:22 - 01:14:26: Obviously, a lot of people moved to SF once it became known as the hippie town.
01:14:26 - 01:14:26: Sure.
01:14:26 - 01:14:30: But even before then, a lot of people just happened to be there. There's a quote from
01:14:30 - 01:14:36: somebody who's like, "Oh, and by the way, Robert Hunter, he did acid experiments. He was part of
01:14:36 - 01:14:41: MKUltra." So there is something crazy to imagine that weirdly there are connections between the
01:14:41 - 01:14:48: CIA, the Grateful Dead, Charles Manson, Ted Kaczynski, the JFK assassination, all this sh*t.
01:14:48 - 01:14:52: But there's a line somewhere in Dark Star where somebody says something about the fact that all
01:14:52 - 01:14:57: these interesting people came together who created cultural products that changed the world, or at
01:14:57 - 01:15:00: least changed America. And somebody says, "I don't know, man. There must have just been
01:15:00 - 01:15:02: something in the air."
01:15:02 - 01:15:04: Something in the water.
01:15:04 - 01:15:08: Something in the water. And somebody even says, "Well, you know, Stanford Research Institute was
01:15:08 - 01:15:12: around there." And that's this famous research institute that worked on everything from, I think,
01:15:12 - 01:15:19: like atomic bombs to marketing. But a lot of secretive sh*t was happening there. And somebody
01:15:19 - 01:15:23: says, "I don't know, man." They made some joke about maybe Stanford Research Institute was
01:15:23 - 01:15:28: pumping some chemicals up into the air out there in Palo Alto because there was something happening
01:15:28 - 01:15:33: there, man, in the '60s and that era. And it really made me think, "I don't know. Maybe there
01:15:33 - 01:15:42: was." Wouldn't that be crazy if there's some weird byproduct of CIA experiments made everybody in the
01:15:42 - 01:15:48: peninsula lightly dosed? Like a young Steve Jobs, Robert Hunter, Jerry Garcia.
01:15:48 - 01:15:56: There is something about the Bay Area being the center of culture, tech, and apparently
01:15:56 - 01:16:00: secret intelligence operations. Talk about a heady brew.
01:16:00 - 01:16:06: You know what's crazy thing about, just by chance, if Jerry Garcia, Charles Manson, and Steve Jobs
01:16:06 - 01:16:13: were all sitting in the same Indian restaurant in The Hate in 1968, and they obviously didn't
01:16:13 - 01:16:16: know who each other were. Or Manson probably knew who Garcia was.
01:16:16 - 01:16:18: But like-- - No, first of all, I don't know how--
01:16:18 - 01:16:23: Steve Jobs, he would have been like a teenager or something. Garcia and Manson, there's no way
01:16:23 - 01:16:28: those dudes did not walk past each other on the street at least once. Hate Esprit is not a big
01:16:28 - 01:16:28: neighborhood. - No.
01:16:28 - 01:16:33: - The central area, there's no way that Manson and Garcia probably weren't even at the same party at
01:16:33 - 01:16:37: some point. That absolutely happened. - They were probably shopping in The
01:16:37 - 01:16:41: Gap at the same time, right? - I think The Gap opened August '69.
01:16:41 - 01:16:42: How crazy is that? - Are you serious?
01:16:42 - 01:16:43: Because I was joking. - In SF.
01:16:43 - 01:16:46: - Definitely not in The Hate. I was just joking about like--
01:16:46 - 01:16:48: - I know it's 1969. What months did The Gap open?
01:16:48 - 01:16:56: - Now, now, now, now, now, now, let's get a number crunch. Brought to you by Seinfeld 2000.
01:16:56 - 01:17:01: - The Gap opened its first store August 21st, 1969.
01:17:01 - 01:17:04: - Oh my god. - Whoa.
01:17:04 - 01:17:10: Ezra, if we had a time machine, I swear to god, you and I, like Bill and Ted style, we would have
01:17:10 - 01:17:18: to go back to San Francisco on August 1st, 1969. - Well, we want to go earlier. We want to go like
01:17:18 - 01:17:19: '68. - Yeah, '68.
01:17:19 - 01:17:21: - We don't want to rip down to LA maybe. - Yes.
01:17:21 - 01:17:25: - That's actually an interesting question. You're not talking about like going back like
01:17:25 - 01:17:31: thousands of years, but you know, people always talk about like, would you stop Hitler? Well,
01:17:31 - 01:17:34: you know, Hitler and the wars he caused that killed millions and millions of people.
01:17:34 - 01:17:38: Most people would say, well, that's a lot of lives to save. But then you get into some weird
01:17:38 - 01:17:43: (beep) like, what if you could go back in time and stop the Manson murders? Like morally, you'd
01:17:43 - 01:17:47: save the lives of four people, a pregnant woman, you know, of course, but then you really do get
01:17:47 - 01:17:52: in some weird butterfly effect (beep). You know what, I would do it. Even if that meant that like,
01:17:52 - 01:17:57: all you guys had never been born, I'd really hate to see you go, but I would go back in time.
01:17:57 - 01:18:01: Then I'd come back. I'd be so curious to see how different the world might be
01:18:01 - 01:18:06: if the Manson murders never happened. That'd be crazy. It would definitely suck if I'm like,
01:18:06 - 01:18:10: yo Jake, I just got back. And it's like, this number doesn't exist. I'm like, what the (beep)
01:18:10 - 01:18:14: and I'm like looking up the long stretch, like somehow you didn't get born because I stopped the
01:18:14 - 01:18:18: Manson murders. That's a Twilight Zone episode. - Dude.
01:18:18 - 01:18:21: - That's a black mirror. - I like this idea of us doing like a Bill
01:18:21 - 01:18:26: and Ted. Like we could go back to '68 and find Manson in the heat and just follow him
01:18:26 - 01:18:34: and see if he like met Jolly West. See if like, just like be a fly in the wall and just track.
01:18:34 - 01:18:39: - Oh yo, that's good. Or we're just like, if we don't change history, we lay real low,
01:18:39 - 01:18:43: but we have like one iPhone with us and we're just like filming all this (beep)
01:18:43 - 01:18:47: Oh, and like, maybe like the charger breaks at some point and we have to go find like young
01:18:47 - 01:18:52: Steve Jobs and we're like, bro, can you figure out? And he's like, what the (beep) is this (beep)
01:18:52 - 01:18:58: We have like one iPhone with us and we go down and we're like filming it and we kind of film
01:18:58 - 01:19:02: all of it. And we're just like, got it. And then we come back in time and we show people
01:19:02 - 01:19:07: all this footage and we're just like pariahs. People were like, you filmed the murders and
01:19:07 - 01:19:11: you didn't stop it. We're like, well, if we stopped it, all this crazy (beep) like we all
01:19:11 - 01:19:15: might, you might not even be alive. People are like, you guys are despicable. And we're like,
01:19:15 - 01:19:20: call Tom and they were like, Tom, we got the footage, man. Yeah. The CIA does Manson.
01:19:20 - 01:19:27: We figured it out. And everybody just (beep) hates us. It's kind of lose, lose in a sense,
01:19:27 - 01:19:32: but I like, I don't want to film the murders. I want to just go to a year before the murders
01:19:32 - 01:19:38: and follow Manson for like a week. Yeah. Like we follow his parole officer and we go to,
01:19:38 - 01:19:41: we kind of, yeah, solve some of this (beep) Yeah. If we stopped the murders.
01:19:41 - 01:19:44: And then also catch a dead show while we're that, you know, back there.
01:19:44 - 01:19:48: We see the dead at the film art.
01:19:49 - 01:20:07: Easy win, going across the bayou today. There's a whole lot of women,
01:20:09 - 01:20:14: are out dressed in red on the streets today.
01:20:14 - 01:20:33: Well, it was a very heady time, San Francisco in the late sixties, but there's another town
01:20:33 - 01:20:40: in America. That's also full of mystery, a place that's just teeming with conspiracy theories.
01:20:40 - 01:20:46: And that's Hershey, Pennsylvania. We haven't talked about it in a minute, but similar to Tom
01:20:46 - 01:20:53: O'Neill and his dogged research, we doggedly pursued this story about whether or not Hershey's
01:20:53 - 01:21:01: changes the formula for Reese's peanut butter cups between the winter and the summer. We've
01:21:01 - 01:21:05: gotten a lot of people writing in, we've got some interesting leads. We've had some, you know,
01:21:05 - 01:21:10: heartbreaking failures as we've tried to crack the case. But finally we have somebody directly
01:21:10 - 01:21:16: from the Hershey company, their director of social strategy and content and the creator of C-Suite,
01:21:16 - 01:21:20: Hershey's in-house agency, Ryan Reese. So maybe we can finally get some answers.
01:21:28 - 01:21:34: Hello. Is that Ryan? Yeah. How are you guys? Oh, not bad. Thanks for calling. Where are we
01:21:34 - 01:21:39: talking to you from? Is it Hershey PA? Hershey PA, sweetest place on earth. Okay. That rules.
01:21:39 - 01:21:44: I wondered if you'd be like, you could kind of picture sometimes with these big companies,
01:21:44 - 01:21:50: they might spin off their agency somewhere else. You're just like, I'm in downtown Chicago right
01:21:50 - 01:21:58: now. I'm talking to you from the 80th floor of a... Okay. So you're in Hershey PA. That's where
01:21:58 - 01:22:04: your office is. Are you from Pennsylvania? No, I grew up in Florida. Basically after I got my MBA,
01:22:04 - 01:22:10: I came to Hershey because of the Hershey company. Like it wasn't like I had any like
01:22:10 - 01:22:16: friends, relatives, anyone. So when my wife and I moved here, I got married a week before my
01:22:16 - 01:22:22: internship. And like when I picked my wife up from like the airport, cause you know, I started
01:22:22 - 01:22:28: like two weeks after the honeymoon, you know, she on the way just started crying and was like,
01:22:28 - 01:22:33: I don't know anyone here. I hate everything here. And I was like, well, you've actually never been
01:22:33 - 01:22:37: here. So it makes sense that you don't have any friends here and that you don't know anyone.
01:22:37 - 01:22:44: But now, you know, we've kind of fallen into the two kids living the dream with no traffic
01:22:44 - 01:22:49: lifestyle. That is Hershey, Pennsylvania. So what's the town of Hershey like? Are there
01:22:49 - 01:22:55: any unusual things about it? Or obviously there's a big chocolate factory, huh?
01:22:55 - 01:23:00: It's one of those things that I don't think my kids will ever realize necessarily that it's not
01:23:00 - 01:23:05: normal. You know what I'm saying? Cause this is their normal. But like, like when you're driving
01:23:05 - 01:23:13: in downtown Hershey, which, you know, is like a block and a half, you know, in a one story building,
01:23:13 - 01:23:19: the streetlights are Hershey kisses. And then, you know, you're driving by and you know, you have a
01:23:19 - 01:23:25: big chocolate factory and it'll smell like chocolate or smell like Reese's. It smells
01:23:25 - 01:23:30: more to me like Reese's when they're roasting the peanuts. And it's like, these things are not like
01:23:30 - 01:23:35: normal, but like, if you only have grown up there, you think it's kind of normal. And then there's
01:23:35 - 01:23:42: the giant Hershey park, right? Which is like big park. Yeah. It's a big amusement park. So we would
01:23:42 - 01:23:47: have season passes and you know, if you have a season pass, like after work, Hey kids, do you
01:23:47 - 01:23:52: want to go to Hershey park? You know, it's like, yeah, let's just go for a couple hours. Right.
01:23:52 - 01:23:57: So they grew up like going to like Hershey park and like smelling roasted peanuts, driving on
01:23:57 - 01:24:02: street with Hershey kiss lights. And then to them, that's like nothing, right? This is like,
01:24:02 - 01:24:05: yeah, yeah. That's totally normal. So I guess one of my first questions is,
01:24:05 - 01:24:10: so you're talking about the smell when they're roasting the peanuts. Does that vary when they
01:24:10 - 01:24:16: switch to the winter formula from the summer formula? Oh God. I heard, I, okay. This, yeah,
01:24:16 - 01:24:21: this is like, I was just waiting for this. I was like, what? I wanted to know the theory behind
01:24:21 - 01:24:27: this. Cause you guys all seem like bright guys. You know, I read, you know, a couple of like your
01:24:27 - 01:24:35: CVs. I actually am curious as to the Genesis, the Epic of Gilgamesh part of the story of how this
01:24:35 - 01:24:40: came about, this theory. So you read our CVs. We know a little bit about you. You said you have an
01:24:40 - 01:24:45: MBA, but you're the director of social strategy and content at Hershey. So you're, you're kind of
01:24:45 - 01:24:50: like a spokesperson. You're all about projecting the image of the brand, right? That's your job.
01:24:50 - 01:24:55: Definitely not. No, that is definitely not my job. What I do is, well, I guess, I don't know.
01:24:55 - 01:24:59: It depends on how you're defining it, but like, yeah, I'm in charge of the creative,
01:24:59 - 01:25:03: right? So in terms of a lot of advertising, yeah. So all the posts that you'll see,
01:25:03 - 01:25:07: like Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest for the majority of the brands, like,
01:25:08 - 01:25:14: C-Suite Studio is our internal agency. And that's kind of the, you know, we started that about two
01:25:14 - 01:25:20: years ago, you know, because obviously the need for content is higher than it's ever been. And so,
01:25:20 - 01:25:24: yeah, that's kind of what my team does. I respect all that, but I just want to
01:25:24 - 01:25:29: understand something on a day to day, in terms of operations, how often are you interacting
01:25:29 - 01:25:36: with the chemists who are specifically work on Reese's? Not often, but okay.
01:25:36 - 01:25:42: Throughout my 11 years, I have worked with them on various occasions, tested it, right.
01:25:42 - 01:25:48: Tasted it right from the line, tasted it, you know, in a jar. I once asked them just on the
01:25:48 - 01:25:53: side to make me a jar of it just because it's like just the center of the cup, just like that.
01:25:53 - 01:25:57: And they did it. It was great. What time of year was that?
01:26:02 - 01:26:06: All right. You gave us some background. So I'll give you some background on Jake. You said you
01:26:06 - 01:26:12: checked out our CVs. I believe Jake and I both have BAs. Jake, you have an advanced degree.
01:26:12 - 01:26:13: Yeah, I do. I have an MFA.
01:26:13 - 01:26:14: Yeah.
01:26:14 - 01:26:16: I have a very strong CV.
01:26:16 - 01:26:19: Oh, no, I was thoroughly impressed.
01:26:19 - 01:26:24: So the way that we first got, you know, we got tipped off on this from a friend of mine I grew
01:26:24 - 01:26:30: up with. And basically he used to work at a bike shop in Brooklyn and he would run errands for his
01:26:30 - 01:26:37: boss. And his boss was a lover, like many of us, of Reese's peanut butter cups. And he'd often send
01:26:37 - 01:26:42: them to the corner store to go grab one. And he would give it to his boss. And sometimes the boss
01:26:42 - 01:26:45: would eat one and say, you know, you can have the rest. And it would always confuse my friend. He'd
01:26:45 - 01:26:51: say, well, why? You're such a Reese's nut. And he'd say, because that one's the winter formula.
01:26:51 - 01:26:56: I only like the summer formula. And this guy had a very advanced palate. He's a successful
01:26:56 - 01:27:02: businessman. He owned a bike shop in Brooklyn. So it's fair to say that this guy knew what was up.
01:27:02 - 01:27:07: And he had a very advanced palate. He could tell when it was one or the other. And sometimes he'd
01:27:07 - 01:27:12: get and say, that's great. And we got some emails from other people who said, yes, this is true.
01:27:12 - 01:27:14: People also with advanced palates.
01:27:14 - 01:27:15: Yeah.
01:27:15 - 01:27:20: And we look, we've had internal debate on the show about whether or not it's true. We had somebody
01:27:21 - 01:27:26: who noticed like the number of grams of potassium was different between different
01:27:26 - 01:27:32: Reese's that they'd collected over the years. I don't know if that's part of it, but
01:27:32 - 01:27:35: yeah, we've just been trying to get some verification.
01:27:35 - 01:27:39: Yeah. You're looking for answers. No, I can respect that. I mean,
01:27:39 - 01:27:40: Thank you.
01:27:40 - 01:27:44: This is kind of an investigative report. And I appreciate that. That shows the passion and love
01:27:44 - 01:27:48: for our brand. And I, you know, nothing but respect from my side.
01:27:48 - 01:27:49: Thank you.
01:27:49 - 01:27:51: The winter formula.
01:27:51 - 01:27:52: Okay.
01:27:52 - 01:27:57: Just to get down to it. It's quite similar to the summer formula. Some would even say it
01:27:57 - 01:28:03: is the exact summer formula. Some, you know, I happen to be one of that some
01:28:03 - 01:28:09: that say it's the exact same formula, but I'm wondering, I'm just saying it could be, you know,
01:28:09 - 01:28:15: a lot of different factors, you know, but there's different ratios of peanut butter.
01:28:15 - 01:28:18: Was he always getting the same one? Because there's different ratios of peanut butter,
01:28:18 - 01:28:22: which obviously provide a different experience, you know,
01:28:22 - 01:28:22: Wait, what do you mean?
01:28:22 - 01:28:25: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
01:28:25 - 01:28:26: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
01:28:26 - 01:28:27: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
01:28:27 - 01:28:27: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
01:28:27 - 01:28:29: That's where I thought this was going, you know,
01:28:29 - 01:28:32: Wait, there's different ratios of peanut butter in the summer and the winter?
01:28:32 - 01:28:39: No, not, no, not true, but there are different ratios across the product line.
01:28:39 - 01:28:45: You know, like when you think about the various sizes, I looked at your CVs, I looked at my own,
01:28:45 - 01:28:50: I don't think any of us have advanced degrees in physics, but I think we can kind of understand
01:28:50 - 01:28:56: that to get the shape of the peanut butter cup, you know, some of the small ones are, you know,
01:28:56 - 01:28:57: Oh yeah, of course.
01:28:57 - 01:28:58: Vertically oriented.
01:28:58 - 01:29:01: Different amount of surface area. Yeah, yeah, sure.
01:29:01 - 01:29:05: Yeah. So, you know, some of those will have less peanut butter to chocolate.
01:29:05 - 01:29:09: Let's make it more general. Is it unprecedented in the history of the company?
01:29:09 - 01:29:16: Or in the sweets industry to obviously summer is the enemy of chocolate to some extent, right?
01:29:16 - 01:29:21: S'mores. I mean, people, it's a nice s'mores. It can kind of help the melting process already.
01:29:21 - 01:29:22: He's dodging.
01:29:22 - 01:29:29: I mean, it's, you know, no, these are tough questions. I was told this was a,
01:29:29 - 01:29:33: you know, a great group of guys had some, you know, pretty softball questions.
01:29:33 - 01:29:35: I didn't realize this was, this was going to be so intense.
01:29:35 - 01:29:36: No, this is hard hitting.
01:29:36 - 01:29:38: Yeah, no.
01:29:38 - 01:29:42: Well, you gotta, you gotta understand that the guest we had on before you was this guy,
01:29:42 - 01:29:47: Tom O'Neill, who wrote this great book. He spent 20 years investigating the Manson murders and
01:29:47 - 01:29:50: he uncovered all sorts of stuff that nobody had before.
01:29:50 - 01:29:50: Yeah.
01:29:50 - 01:29:52: So we're a little bit fired up after that, but.
01:29:52 - 01:29:53: Yeah.
01:29:53 - 01:29:56: So the official line is that the formula stays the same.
01:29:56 - 01:29:58: That is correct. The formula does stay the same.
01:29:58 - 01:30:03: G's up, rev them V's up, federally trying to reach us to keep us
01:30:03 - 01:30:07: flooded pieces, diamond sized pieces, pieces. You know who he is,
01:30:07 - 01:30:12: looking talk show like Regis, King Push flow prestigious, hustle with me like leeches.
01:30:12 - 01:30:15: X and O's, tic-tac-toe, up 'em, duck 'em, let them go.
01:30:15 - 01:30:19: On to the next, knock us in the decks of them Cali Lolos. Houston,
01:30:19 - 01:30:23: Candy Paints, screwed up vocals, New York, Range Road, sit on momos.
01:30:23 - 01:30:28: Future in that Bentley, GT, oh no. Float chameleon, worth by the million.
01:30:28 - 01:30:32: Sell Bolivian, feds in oblivion. Zooty, zillion, purse reptilian.
01:30:32 - 01:30:34: Took 'em from off, off island like Dillard.
01:30:34 - 01:30:38: I want to ask you a Tom O'Neill style question. Okay. So maybe we're wrong about it.
01:30:38 - 01:30:46: Can you tell us anything that people don't know about Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?
01:30:46 - 01:30:49: Anything that you think has been left out of the official narrative?
01:30:49 - 01:30:52: It could be off the record.
01:30:52 - 01:30:58: It could be off the record. No, sorry. Actually, it can't be. It just, that's not the nature.
01:30:58 - 01:31:10: I think it's all very much on the up and up, but I do think on a serious note that
01:31:10 - 01:31:18: it's one of those things that because people love it so much and right. And there's like so many
01:31:18 - 01:31:23: different forms and there's so many different ways that you're getting it like from the plant
01:31:23 - 01:31:30: through the system to the retailer. There's like, it's changing hand that I'm sure there is
01:31:30 - 01:31:35: absolutely different tastes when you will get it. Right. You know, like if it was like,
01:31:35 - 01:31:40: sometimes if you cycle through heat, you know, then it's not good. Right. You don't want to like,
01:31:40 - 01:31:46: if the store decides that like, Hey, our bills are too much and we're going to turn off the air
01:31:46 - 01:31:51: conditioning in the summer and it gets cold and then add, you know, that's not really right because
01:31:51 - 01:31:55: you know, peanuts and the oils and it's going through the surface. So there, I'm sure there's
01:31:55 - 01:32:01: a lot of variation, like, um, not a lot of variation, but I'm sure there is variation
01:32:01 - 01:32:05: for those people that like love peanut butter cups and eat them all the time, you know?
01:32:05 - 01:32:12: But yeah, that's a skunk Reese's cup. You know, when you leave beer out in the sun, it gets skunked.
01:32:12 - 01:32:19: I'm a teetotaler. So not really. I lost 15 years. Yeah, no, I think that was a younger man.
01:32:19 - 01:32:26: That was, that is not the new man, but yeah, no, I, I, I think that's a fair point is that
01:32:26 - 01:32:32: at some mom and pop corner store somewhere. Yeah. Maybe it's sweltering New York city summer.
01:32:32 - 01:32:38: It turned the AC off at night. By the time you're purchasing that peanut butter cup,
01:32:38 - 01:32:44: it may have melted a little bit, froze back up seven times or something. And it probably tastes
01:32:44 - 01:32:49: weird. So I guess one question I have for you then is working at the company and living in Hershey,
01:32:49 - 01:32:55: PA, is there like a company store or can you like literally roll, roll down to the factory and get
01:32:55 - 01:33:01: one? Like before it even goes in the wrapper. Oh yeah. When I was on the brand team, like I've
01:33:01 - 01:33:06: been on the brand team a couple of times. You always know if someone goes to the factory,
01:33:06 - 01:33:11: any factory, it's like, Oh, bring stuff back. Right. And so Reese's like, it became this cool
01:33:11 - 01:33:16: thing. So Reese's started doing fresh from the factory cops, you know? So like where we just
01:33:16 - 01:33:21: kind of bypass like all the traditional kind of sell direct, even before like selling direct was
01:33:21 - 01:33:26: like the thing, you know, like now obviously a lot of companies like sell direct, but you can
01:33:26 - 01:33:31: get it, you know, and I've had cups like directly, like, I don't know that I'm like a week old,
01:33:31 - 01:33:36: you know, something like that. And you, it's funny because they do. I don't know if it's like
01:33:36 - 01:33:42: psychosomatic, but like the notion of like, I drove to the factory, I smelled the roasted peanuts.
01:33:42 - 01:33:48: Now I'm eating it like in my car. I can't even make it back to the office. It is like, it is a
01:33:48 - 01:33:55: special experience. I mean, it's awesome. A fresh cups got to taste different than a week old.
01:33:55 - 01:34:00: Essentially. I mean, you guys are obviously aficionados. Like I will get some fresh from
01:34:00 - 01:34:07: the factory, send them your way so that you guys can do your own kind of experimentation as to.
01:34:07 - 01:34:12: Oh, so I got a question for you. So we're, this might be like, not the type of thing
01:34:12 - 01:34:17: we're dealing with in the course of your job too often, but just maybe you have a sense of it. So
01:34:17 - 01:34:21: that'd be amazing. Thank you for the offer. If you send us some Reese's fresh from the factory,
01:34:21 - 01:34:27: we're all here in LA by the time it got to us, you know, let's say we get it within 48 hours
01:34:27 - 01:34:35: or something. Let's say I walked to like a seven 11 somewhere in LA and I buy a Reese's peanut
01:34:35 - 01:34:42: butter cup. Do you have a sense of how long it took to get from the factory to me at the seven
01:34:42 - 01:34:47: 11? I'm kind of always amazed by how fast it is, but I think with like modern transportation,
01:34:47 - 01:34:53: I mean, it's days and weeks. I mean, it's not like months, right. It's a pretty like fast,
01:34:53 - 01:34:59: like situation, but it would be weeks, um, you know, and the price stays fresh for a very,
01:34:59 - 01:35:05: very long time. So, no, but even then weeks versus two days is dramatic as a dramatic.
01:35:05 - 01:35:10: In fact, that's what I'll do when we receive the fresh from the factory ones, I will walk down to
01:35:10 - 01:35:16: a seven 11, grab some and taste it. Maybe it'll be a dramatic difference. And suddenly it'll say,
01:35:16 - 01:35:21: Oh, well, if I tasted these two things back to back, I might think they had different formulas.
01:35:21 - 01:35:26: Yeah, no, definitely. The other thing that's funny is like, um, we always like, whenever we're doing
01:35:26 - 01:35:31: new innovation, like, as you can imagine, like, we get to try like everything. It's like, Oh,
01:35:31 - 01:35:34: we're trying this out. Like, do you like this? Oh, we're trying this. Do you like this? Right.
01:35:34 - 01:35:38: So like, we try a lot of products before they ever come out. And it's like, Hey, what do you think
01:35:38 - 01:35:44: about this formulation? I'm like a horrible taste tester. Like I have like the worst palate, like I,
01:35:44 - 01:35:49: you know, to the point where it's like, it's ridiculous, but we do have people that are like
01:35:49 - 01:35:58: super tasters. Yeah. And go through the training and then are able to like, you know, basically
01:35:58 - 01:36:02: help the scientists say, Oh, this one's a little bit oaky. Can we take down this note? Oh, can we
01:36:02 - 01:36:08: do that? Whoa. And then like, if there's ever a need to like change a formula or even not even a
01:36:08 - 01:36:13: formula, but even like a supplier, you know, say, Oh, well, we want to start getting this person
01:36:13 - 01:36:19: going out of business. We need to get a new manufacturer for this element of the formula.
01:36:19 - 01:36:25: Like, right. They will just test it rigorously. And it's kind of amazing. Like those people exist
01:36:25 - 01:36:30: because I, I'm like the worst. If it was like a job requirement, I would not be a part of it. So
01:36:30 - 01:36:35: you'll find out amongst yourselves, probably some of you will taste the difference. Some of you
01:36:35 - 01:36:39: might not taste any difference at all. Interesting. Well, thanks so much for taking time. I got one
01:36:39 - 01:36:45: more question for you. Of course, like any red blooded American I'm familiar with Hershey's
01:36:45 - 01:36:51: love Hershey's peanut butter cups. And I'm sure. Yeah. Like almond Hershey's kids. I got like
01:36:51 - 01:36:57: everybody got my faves, but also like a lot of people, my memories of like the big products are
01:36:57 - 01:37:02: so rooted in my own childhood. Cause the older you get, it's not that you don't stop eating candy,
01:37:02 - 01:37:06: adults eat candy too, but you just go for the stuff, you know, you're probably not following
01:37:06 - 01:37:12: all the new innovations and stuff. So I'm curious in recent history, what are some of the Hershey
01:37:12 - 01:37:18: companies like greatest hits of like, say the 2010s? Yeah. So I'll give you like, there was
01:37:18 - 01:37:24: two products that I helped develop, which is kind of like, so I have a bias right toward them, but
01:37:24 - 01:37:29: I think they're wonderful. And I, you know, you know, you guys as Reese's lovers, hopefully we'll
01:37:29 - 01:37:37: try them. So the transparency, yeah, it is a little biased, admittedly. Okay. The first one was
01:37:37 - 01:37:43: Reese's pieces cup, which, you know, basically I was on a train coming back from New York. I got a
01:37:43 - 01:37:48: call from one of our vice presidents and sales saying, Hey, we really need a new innovation
01:37:48 - 01:37:52: that kind of close out the year. Like they were worried about making their number for convenience.
01:37:52 - 01:37:58: She's like, do you have anything? And I said like, no, but you know, this guy had always done well
01:37:58 - 01:38:01: by me for my career. And, you know, you always want to like take care of those people. So I said,
01:38:01 - 01:38:07: let me just, I go, I'm literally on a train. I can at least give you the amount of time on the train
01:38:07 - 01:38:13: to think about it. So when I was, I launched this product called the Hershey spread a while ago.
01:38:13 - 01:38:19: And during that testing, they had once put Reese's pieces in the jar of peanut butter.
01:38:19 - 01:38:25: And for whatever reason, just that little bit of texture and the inside of a Reese's pieces
01:38:25 - 01:38:30: is called panichi. It's kind of like a form of like peanut butter. I know it's very classy.
01:38:30 - 01:38:34: Is that an Italian word or something that you guys made it up?
01:38:34 - 01:38:40: It's a word. It's a word. I don't know, but it is a word. And it's, it's like a type of
01:38:40 - 01:38:41: peanut buttery.
01:38:41 - 01:38:46: Next time you're talking to somebody and you're saying like, well, I like Reese's peanut butter
01:38:46 - 01:38:50: cups because of the combination of the chocolate on the outside and the peanut butter on the inside.
01:38:50 - 01:38:57: Would it be appropriate to say, hold on dummy. I think you mean the panichi on the inside.
01:38:57 - 01:39:00: The panichi is only on the inside of Reese's pieces.
01:39:00 - 01:39:04: Inside the Reese's peanut butter cup is still the peanut butter.
01:39:04 - 01:39:05: Oh, it's not the same thing.
01:39:05 - 01:39:06: Oh no.
01:39:06 - 01:39:10: They're two different things. Two different formulas.
01:39:10 - 01:39:15: One's a winter formula and one's a summer formula because obviously like Reese's pieces,
01:39:15 - 01:39:19: those are great for the summer because they don't melt. So I think we, that's when we use the summer
01:39:19 - 01:39:25: formula, obviously. But so yeah, so inside the Reese's cup is like peanut, like the traditional
01:39:25 - 01:39:30: peanut butter, but inside Reese's pieces is this panichi, right. And like the combination of those
01:39:30 - 01:39:37: two different peanut buttery flavors was like amazing. Right. And so I just said, Hey, I don't
01:39:37 - 01:39:42: know why we've never done this. Let's like, what's the most Reese's thing we can do. Let's just put
01:39:42 - 01:39:48: Reese's pieces inside the peanut butter cup. And so I do know some of the scientists at the tech
01:39:48 - 01:39:52: center. And I basically just called them and said, Hey, is this even like possible? And they said,
01:39:52 - 01:39:59: I don't know why it wouldn't be, let me just make some tonight. So basically he just made like 10
01:39:59 - 01:40:04: of them and we tried them the next day and we're like, damn, this is amazing. I mean, like you get
01:40:04 - 01:40:09: that little bit of crunch and then it's like smashed up Reese's pieces inside the peanut
01:40:09 - 01:40:15: butter cup. They're whole pieces. Oh, it's whole pieces. Yeah. Whoa. And it was also like super on
01:40:15 - 01:40:19: brand, right. It was literally like the brand on brand. It was like, what's the most kind of like
01:40:19 - 01:40:25: fun Reese's thing you could do. And you had the, like the equity colors inside the cup.
01:40:25 - 01:40:30: You never knew like what colors you were going to get. Like some were broken, some were like
01:40:30 - 01:40:37: totally intact. It was just fun. And so to me, that was one of the ones that I thought was a
01:40:37 - 01:40:44: really, if you're a Reese's lover to get both Reese's pieces and Reese's cups in the same bite
01:40:44 - 01:40:50: was cool. Yeah. That's a good one. The other one was like the next year they, you know, basically
01:40:50 - 01:40:55: we're like, okay, what's a new innovation. And have you guys ever had nutrageous to me? It's like
01:40:55 - 01:41:04: the most underrated bar ever. It's like delicious. It's the solid bar. Yeah. Is it chocolate covered?
01:41:04 - 01:41:10: Yeah. Is it a payday covered in chocolate? Is that a fair? That's a thing. Yeah. But it's,
01:41:10 - 01:41:14: it's different because it's, you know, payday has that thick caramel. This one has more peanut
01:41:14 - 01:41:19: butter. I don't know if I've ever had a softer caramel. It's delicious. It's like, yeah, amazing.
01:41:19 - 01:41:25: So we just said, Hey, if people like the pieces cup, let's just replace all the nuts
01:41:25 - 01:41:32: and put Reese's pieces in that. And so we called it the outrageous. Oh, and to me, I mean,
01:41:32 - 01:41:38: it's indulgent, right? I mean, it's like, you got chocolate, caramel, the pieces,
01:41:39 - 01:41:46: it's a pretty delicious eat.
01:41:47 - 01:41:50: Slender on wrap paper tie
01:41:50 - 01:41:58: lifting up his head. He feels the sunlight in his eyes.
01:41:58 - 01:42:12: Grasp the kettle top and shoot the breeze. Please ramble while slopscraper side
01:42:15 - 01:42:25: tossing in his bed. Can I make one comment? I don't think you should ever change the logo of
01:42:25 - 01:42:31: Reese's. It's a great logo. And I feel like legacy brands feel a need to modernize.
01:42:31 - 01:42:38: And I respect that. It's still that, that nice kind of wax paper, orange. And I feel like the
01:42:38 - 01:42:45: Hershey's logo also similar, very classy. Don't succumb to that pressure to modernize, please.
01:42:45 - 01:42:49: Great. I agree with you. I agree with you. Okay, cool. I agree with you.
01:42:49 - 01:42:54: Both on all the front. I mean, you're, we have an expression like us.
01:42:54 - 01:42:58: What happens is like brand people see their brand all day, every day,
01:42:58 - 01:43:04: they get bored of it much faster than the consumer. And then you also want to get promoted.
01:43:04 - 01:43:07: Right. So it's like, well, what did you do? It's like, I kept everything the same.
01:43:07 - 01:43:11: Yeah. It's like kind of a weird way to get promoted. So I think sometimes marketers,
01:43:11 - 01:43:16: whether they want to change like an ad campaign, or they want to change packaging,
01:43:16 - 01:43:22: it's like to put their stamp on it when sometimes the smartest thing is to respect
01:43:22 - 01:43:29: what the tradition is. And I feel like what's happened with Mountain Dew and Taco Bell logos
01:43:29 - 01:43:34: in the last 20 years is an absolute travesty. So that's my two cents.
01:43:34 - 01:43:35: Can I ask one question?
01:43:35 - 01:43:36: Yeah.
01:43:37 - 01:43:46: If you were in charge of having Reese's do one sort of collaboration with another brand,
01:43:46 - 01:43:51: maybe a clothing brand, what would be the sort of perfect collab?
01:43:51 - 01:43:57: Yeah. So for me, love the question. I also love what you said about the color palette. To me,
01:43:57 - 01:44:03: I think a lot of these collabs go wrong in the sense that they want to like logo slap everything.
01:44:03 - 01:44:07: And to me, that's just not very exciting or original. I think with Reese's, you know,
01:44:07 - 01:44:13: when you think about like, when people refer to like, oh, the Oreo colorway,
01:44:13 - 01:44:17: Oreo didn't need to even do anything for it to be like an Oreo colorway. So to me,
01:44:17 - 01:44:23: like when you see orange and yellow together, and you throw in maybe even a little bit of
01:44:23 - 01:44:29: hint of brown, you're thinking Reese's. So to me, besides just like who I want to do the collab with,
01:44:29 - 01:44:34: I'd want it to be like, oh, is that a Reese's collab? Like kind of like that,
01:44:34 - 01:44:39: the subtlety versus the like, oh, let me throw my box logo right next to your logo,
01:44:39 - 01:44:44: you know, with an X and say like, oh, look, we did a collab. I wanted to like have a little bit
01:44:44 - 01:44:49: of that subtlety where you had the colorway. And you're just like, dude, is that a Reese's
01:44:49 - 01:44:55: collab? So I don't know. For me, like I kind of like high and low. So I think it'd be fun to do
01:44:55 - 01:45:03: something with like Gucci or like Louis Vuitton or yard, the one that you can only buy in stores.
01:45:03 - 01:45:10: But like, I like high low. So I think that would be like, really rad to have like a Reese's colorway
01:45:10 - 01:45:13: kind of thing is like, oh, that Reese's.
01:45:13 - 01:45:18: That's sick. Hey, Ryan, did you work on the Travis Scott Reese's cereal collaboration?
01:45:18 - 01:45:18: Was that?
01:45:18 - 01:45:24: No, like, and I wish I did. So Reese's, that was General Mills did that. And it was funny because
01:45:24 - 01:45:30: like, if you're not like I think someone sent us a box and we have to approve everything and someone
01:45:30 - 01:45:36: sent us something and they're like, hey, like you, like, which is sad, right? Like that I might be
01:45:36 - 01:45:40: the one that might be most knowledgeable of the coolest. But that's like that comes with the
01:45:40 - 01:45:46: territory of like being in Central PA and Hershey PA where it's like, hey, our best guess of like,
01:45:46 - 01:45:50: maybe someone knows what's going on with me. But you know, like when those boxes came out,
01:45:50 - 01:45:54: they're like, is this like this looks like someone like a like a child drew this,
01:45:54 - 01:45:59: is this like going to be okay? You know, and we're like, Oh, this is so rad. This is awesome.
01:45:59 - 01:46:05: But like that, that was a General Mills Reese's Puffs thing, which I thought was really cool
01:46:05 - 01:46:11: and really fun. But it's like, I would love to do one that is even like more subtle, right?
01:46:11 - 01:46:17: That you don't really even necessarily know. I mean, to me, just because the colorway is so strong,
01:46:17 - 01:46:24: maybe a pair of Crocs that are two different colors. Absolutely not. Where one is. Hold on.
01:46:24 - 01:46:30: Or maybe it's like a whole. That was unfair of me. That was unfair. It's a pair of Crocs.
01:46:30 - 01:46:35: One's orange and one's brown. And Ryan, do you know what gibbets are? No. You know how
01:46:35 - 01:46:42: now people can put kind of flare on the holes of their Crocs? Yes. And then the gibbets are yellow.
01:46:43 - 01:46:48: So between the two shoes, you get all three colors of Reese's pieces and you can move the
01:46:48 - 01:46:52: yellow gibbets around as you see fit. Yes. So you're a part of the collab. So it's you,
01:46:52 - 01:47:01: Crocs and Reese's. Honestly, you could just do Reese's gibbets and then you put them on just a
01:47:01 - 01:47:05: pre-existing pair of Crocs. Yeah. I mean, that could really freshen up a pair, you know? Well,
01:47:05 - 01:47:09: anyway, thanks so much. Please. We'd love to talk to you again, because I feel like actually,
01:47:09 - 01:47:13: the more we talk to you, the more questions come up. I think we barely scratched the surface.
01:47:13 - 01:47:18: So hopefully you'll come back. And thanks so much. Thanks, guys. I'll work to get you guys
01:47:18 - 01:47:25: a care package. Terrific. Can't wait for that. And I'll tell you what, as soon as we get that
01:47:25 - 01:47:30: care package, we'll absolutely drop the investigation because it's gone on too long.
01:47:30 - 01:47:35: Too many lives have been ruined. That's a fair trade. Because I can talk to the plant, which
01:47:35 - 01:47:40: formula did you guys want for the care package? Because even though it is, we're kind of in that,
01:47:40 - 01:47:45: we're in that transitional period right now, where I'd love to go either way. So I didn't
01:47:45 - 01:47:49: know which one you guys wanted. I'd love to get a jumpstart on winter just so I can flex
01:47:49 - 01:47:55: other people in the neighborhood. So like, yeah, walk by. Oh, you guys still need that summer
01:47:55 - 01:48:00: formula? Oh, I agree. All right. Well, thanks so much, dude. Thanks, guys. Have a great night
01:48:00 - 01:48:07: or day. You too.
01:48:34 - 01:48:38: Another great call. This has really been a fascinating investigative
01:48:38 - 01:48:44: TC. Also, I don't know if we said it on the show, but Ryan Reese, his last name is spelled R-I-E-S-S.
01:48:44 - 01:48:51: Just a weird coincidence that he works for the company that makes Reese's, R-E-E-S-E.
01:48:51 - 01:48:56: Because we had two guests and we've enjoyed talking to them so much, I don't think it makes
01:48:56 - 01:48:59: sense to do a top five this one. I think we're a little short on time. I think we're a little
01:48:59 - 01:49:04: short on time. And also, speaking of investigative journalism, there's something we wanted to get to,
01:49:04 - 01:49:10: because actually, Seinfeld, another thing, I would say over the past two weeks, the top two things
01:49:10 - 01:49:16: that I was getting tagged on, people texting me, all this stuff, were LeBron wearing the Grateful
01:49:16 - 01:49:22: Dead outfit and the other one was Travis Scott doing a collab with McDonald's. All I know is
01:49:22 - 01:49:27: that something happened. I literally don't know what they did together. So Seinfeld, we got you
01:49:27 - 01:49:32: on the case. We got you to Tom O'Neill this sh*t. What did you find out? Let me start off by asking
01:49:32 - 01:49:38: you a question, Ezra. Yeah. Do you have a go-to order for McDonald's? I haven't gone to McDonald's
01:49:38 - 01:49:45: in a long time, but I don't exactly have a go-to, but this comes up in conversation a lot where
01:49:45 - 01:49:51: people say, "What was your favorite extra value meal?" And for me, a long time, I was a Big Mac
01:49:51 - 01:49:58: extra value meal guy, but eventually, I became a two cheeseburger guy, because I just thought that
01:49:58 - 01:50:03: was fun that you got two cheeseburgers, you unwrap one, then you unwrap the other. There was something
01:50:03 - 01:50:08: about the ceremony, the presentation of it. It felt like you were getting more bang for your buck
01:50:08 - 01:50:12: getting the two cheeseburger meal. So whatever, I'll stand by that. I'm a two cheeseburger extra
01:50:12 - 01:50:18: value meal guy. You know what? I feel you on that. I will still go to McDonald's from time to time,
01:50:18 - 01:50:22: and I do get the two cheeseburger meal as well. What I like about it is that the burgers are not
01:50:22 - 01:50:27: too heavy either. And if you don't want to finish the second one, you don't really feel too guilty
01:50:27 - 01:50:34: about it. But I digress. Travis Scott has a go-to, and he's had it since he was a child growing up in
01:50:34 - 01:50:41: Houston. And his go-to is a quarter pounder with lettuce, pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard cheese,
01:50:42 - 01:50:47: and bacon. And then he gets medium fries, and he gets a side of barbecue dip.
01:50:47 - 01:50:51: Okay. Sorry. That was a lot to take in. So you got a quarter pounder and you add all this.
01:50:51 - 01:50:57: Slow down. Wait. Did it even occur to me that you could like, customize anything at McDonald's? I
01:50:57 - 01:51:02: know you could ask for like, "Yo, can I get some barbecue sauce?" Whatever. But when you described
01:51:02 - 01:51:08: the burger, you said it was a quarter pounder with ketchup. Yeah, mustard, cheese.
01:51:08 - 01:51:11: Are all those things just part of a quarter pounder?
01:51:11 - 01:51:18: So everything there is part of a quarter pounder except for bacon. So Travis likes to customize
01:51:18 - 01:51:22: his quarter pounder by adding bacon. I think everything else is part of the regular quarter
01:51:22 - 01:51:29: pounder. Whoa. So he was like, seven years old. Just like, his mom's like, "What do you want?"
01:51:29 - 01:51:33: And he's like, "Don't know what a quarter pounder, but to add bacon." Okay. No problem.
01:51:33 - 01:51:37: I just felt like if you asked for that s*** at McDonald's, they'd just be like,
01:51:37 - 01:51:41: "The quarter pounder does not come with bacon." No, I'm asking you to add bacon.
01:51:41 - 01:51:46: "Sir, if you want the extra bacon burger, I can get you that." No, I want the quarter
01:51:46 - 01:51:49: pounder with bacon. Sir, all of the bacon is in the walk-in
01:51:49 - 01:51:55: freezer because breakfast ended three hours ago. But now they do breakfast all day. You know,
01:51:55 - 01:51:59: it's funny. I was just having a conversation with somebody about the fact that it used to be such a
01:51:59 - 01:52:04: big deal. Sorry to digress for a second, Seinfeld, but remember it used to be such a big deal that
01:52:04 - 01:52:07: breakfast ended at McDonald's at 1030? Yep.
01:52:07 - 01:52:14: People would be so angry. People would be f***ing yelling, "It's 1032. Tell me you don't still have
01:52:14 - 01:52:18: that s*** on deck. Tell me you don't have it there." The classic scene in Falling Down.
01:52:18 - 01:52:22: Oh, right. Yeah, the Michael Douglas film. Michael Douglas film. Anyway, yeah.
01:52:22 - 01:52:27: And then we were talking about that McDonald's knew they had this interesting obsession in the
01:52:27 - 01:52:33: culture with their breakfast menu. And then they made a big hoopla a few years ago.
01:52:33 - 01:52:36: For all I know, it might've been like 10 years ago. I don't remember. They made this big hoopla
01:52:36 - 01:52:42: about now they have breakfast all day. And it was this big deal. Remember, it used to roll up and
01:52:42 - 01:52:48: it was 1030 and it was so dramatic. Now you guys wanted this s***. Now you can have it. Right?
01:52:48 - 01:52:50: Does this sound familiar? They did breakfast all day.
01:52:50 - 01:52:53: Yes. And talking about it the other day,
01:52:53 - 01:52:59: we were like, "They f***ed up." They had something very special that people coveted, that people
01:52:59 - 01:53:05: talked about, that people fought about, and they just threw it in the dumpster. And so I was
01:53:05 - 01:53:10: thinking, "All right, if I was McDonald's and let's say I was like the Ryan Reese of McDonald's
01:53:10 - 01:53:14: and my boss calls me and is like, 'We need something special, man. Breakfast sales are
01:53:14 - 01:53:19: flagging. What do we do?' And this is my solution." Rather than say, "Well, let's make it all day
01:53:19 - 01:53:23: because then you'll have some people coming in for lunch, some people still want breakfast,
01:53:23 - 01:53:26: double the sales." No, that's not how it works. This is what my thing would have been.
01:53:27 - 01:53:33: I would have made a giant campaign, get Bruno Mars to write a song, make this giant hoopla
01:53:33 - 01:53:38: that we're going to do a f***ing huge announcement. And then we f***ing do this crazy media blitz.
01:53:38 - 01:53:45: And the whole campaign is about that McDonald's breakfast is now served until 1045. And we make
01:53:45 - 01:53:55: all these songs about 15 minutes. And we make the most expensive commercial in history where literally
01:53:55 - 01:54:03: Jesus Christ comes back to earth. The president, we get everybody, Beyonce. And it's this huge
01:54:03 - 01:54:08: announcement, like a full, the council of the most important people throughout history. And
01:54:08 - 01:54:13: that's all they announce that it's 15 minutes. And Seinfeld, you'll come up with a catchy slogan
01:54:13 - 01:54:18: or something about the most important 15 minutes in history or some s***. I don't know, whatever.
01:54:18 - 01:54:22: And let's Bruno Mars do the song. And we just make this huge thing about that, this extra 15
01:54:22 - 01:54:27: minutes. Now that's exciting. That's a cultural reset. You know what I mean?
01:54:27 - 01:54:32: Yeah, it's a movement. I'm picturing the commercial, a family piles into a minivan.
01:54:32 - 01:54:37: Dad's like, we got to go. We got to go. Mom's like, hurry it up, hurry it up. Baby wearing
01:54:37 - 01:54:42: like half a diaper, you know, like all that. The whole family gets in the minivan. They screech
01:54:42 - 01:54:47: off. They're like running red lights. They get to McDonald's. It's like 1032. They're like so mad.
01:54:47 - 01:54:53: They're like, oh, the dad rolls up. He's like, you know, can I? I know it's two minutes late.
01:54:53 - 01:54:57: And then the person behind the counter is like, don't worry about it. Now breakfast is served
01:54:57 - 01:55:02: until 1045, you know, and then it's the Bruno Mars kicks in. You know, this is still a work
01:55:02 - 01:55:08: in progress pitch on the way there. The wife is like, so help me God, Larry, you lost your job.
01:55:08 - 01:55:14: You don't take care of your family. And I swear to God, if you don't get us there in time to give
01:55:14 - 01:55:19: your family egg McMuffins, I will divorce you. I will take the kids. I will leave you. And he's
01:55:19 - 01:55:25: just like, it's like a full action movie. Then he screeches up and it's like, that's another campaign.
01:55:25 - 01:55:29: That's like later. It's like very serious black and white talking heads. What a 15 minutes mean
01:55:29 - 01:55:37: to you? 15 minutes saved my marriage. 15 minutes saved my life. 15 minutes helped me win the game.
01:55:37 - 01:55:42: 15 minutes. Let me graduate high school. And then at the end, it's like, you know, McDonald's,
01:55:42 - 01:55:47: what will you do with the new 15 minutes? I love it. It does beg the question though,
01:55:47 - 01:55:54: of like, what kind of like family with children is serving their kids breakfast at 1030. Maybe
01:55:54 - 01:55:59: it's a Saturday. I think it's after church. I think it's Sunday. It's a post church tradition.
01:55:59 - 01:56:05: It's a Christian family. True. I like that. That could be another one for religious people.
01:56:05 - 01:56:10: And this could be the one that has Jesus Christ in it. Is that preachers going a little bit long
01:56:10 - 01:56:15: with the sermon? Oh, look at the watch. And just like, dude, everybody in the pews is just like
01:56:15 - 01:56:20: looking at their watch, like tapping their foot, like pulling their collar. Yikes. Oh, come on,
01:56:20 - 01:56:25: wrap it up. And then he's just like, and furthermore, he was like, no. And then one guy's
01:56:25 - 01:56:30: like, I'm going to hell. I don't care. And he like jumps in his car and leaves. And then everybody's
01:56:30 - 01:56:34: like freaking out. And then the priest looks at the camera and is like, what are they freaking
01:56:34 - 01:56:44: out about? McDonald's serves breakfast until 1045 now. Just to build on that too. Yes. I was
01:56:44 - 01:56:49: going to suggest that in the rush to get to McDonald's, the person behind, you know what,
01:56:49 - 01:56:54: this is too dark, actually. I'm not going to say it. Oh, no. Too dark for TC. Oh, Lord. Well,
01:56:54 - 01:56:58: I was going to say, OK, that the person in the rush to McDonald's hits somebody. And then when
01:56:58 - 01:57:04: we do Ezra's like kind of somber, like alternate version, it's like that person who got hit was
01:57:04 - 01:57:08: just like, if only the paramedics had been here 15 minutes sooner, you know, like you do an
01:57:08 - 01:57:14: alternate, you like cut to that person, you follow their narrative anyway. Oh, yeah. Wow. No, no. But
01:57:14 - 01:57:19: that's another type of ad, like the really weird sanctimonious one where it actually could have
01:57:19 - 01:57:24: nothing to do with it, where it's just like, what is 15 minutes mean to you? And a surgeon is like
01:57:24 - 01:57:30: another 15 minutes. I could have saved that man's life. What a 15 minutes mean to you? Another 15
01:57:30 - 01:57:36: minutes. I could have told grandma that I loved her. What a 15 minutes mean to you? It's like
01:57:36 - 01:57:42: what's the name? Bill Buckner, some another 15 minutes. We could have won the World Series.
01:57:42 - 01:57:49: What a 15 minutes mean to you? And it's like a general. I could have saved 500 American lives.
01:57:49 - 01:57:52: And then it's like, what a 15 minutes mean to you? And it's like at McDonald's, we know how
01:57:52 - 01:58:01: much 15 minutes. It like never even shows the product. It's just like black, like the black
01:58:01 - 01:58:05: and white and the arches come up at McDonald's. We know the 15 minutes could change the world.
01:58:05 - 01:58:12: That's the Super Bowl ad. But yeah, that's the really serious Super Bowl ad
01:58:13 - 01:58:19: with everything. Soldiers, doctors, all the serious professions.
01:58:20 - 01:58:25: Last time I wrecked it. Last time I whipped around. Last time I did the whippers. Last time
01:58:25 - 01:58:29: I live reverse. Porter Brown hit the reverend. Last time I hit your crib. Last time it was
01:58:29 - 01:58:34: your tennis. I done went back in my cell. Felt like hell. I risked it, pace yourself. How you
01:58:34 - 01:58:38: living? Know you thrilling, off the center. How I got my choice in fitness. Back in the house,
01:58:38 - 01:58:43: in the street. Run this wild, let it be. Rage is how I got it. Eat. Not a vibe, but a way.
01:58:43 - 01:58:49: With the sound, by the way. Count it down by the days. To myself, know they fuck it with the moves.
01:58:49 - 01:58:52: I'm drunk off the juice. No, I'm drunk off this mood. And I lose it.
01:58:52 - 01:58:54: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:58:54 - 01:59:01: So as part of this collaboration, Travis and McDonald's have like branded that meal. So for
01:59:01 - 01:59:09: $6 until October 8th, you can order the Travis Scott meal and you can get the classic Travis
01:59:09 - 01:59:14: Scott quarter pounder with bacon, the medium fries with barbecue sauce and a medium spread.
01:59:14 - 01:59:15: Sounds pretty good.
01:59:15 - 01:59:21: And this collaboration is actually the first time that McDonald's has put a celebrity's name
01:59:21 - 01:59:27: on a product since 1992 with the McJordan burger after Michael Jordan.
01:59:27 - 01:59:27: Wow.
01:59:27 - 01:59:32: So this is a big deal. It's been 30 years since McDonald's has done a move like this
01:59:32 - 01:59:37: and who better to do it with than the innovator himself, Travis Scott. But I would say the more
01:59:37 - 01:59:40: interesting part of this collaboration is actually the merchandise.
01:59:40 - 01:59:42: Oh yeah, there it is.
01:59:42 - 01:59:44: I was kind of waiting if you were going to be like, and that's it.
01:59:45 - 01:59:47: That's like, that's kind of interestingly subtle.
01:59:47 - 01:59:53: It's no, it's way more. That's just the tip of the iceberg. That's just the loss leader.
01:59:53 - 02:00:00: Travis Scott, under his Cactus Jack brand, has created with McDonald's 59 pieces of merchandise.
02:00:00 - 02:00:01: Oh my God.
02:00:01 - 02:00:06: Everything from a plain T-shirt with the McDonald's logo, but instead of McDonald's,
02:00:06 - 02:00:13: it says Cactus Jack all the way to their most adventurous item, which is a chicken nugget
02:00:13 - 02:00:17: body pillow for $90. That's a hyper-realistic,
02:00:17 - 02:00:22: large body pillow that looks exactly like a chicken nugget that you can sleep with at night.
02:00:22 - 02:00:26: See, this is kind of interesting. It's like, we've definitely reached this point where
02:00:26 - 02:00:31: the same way that like American industry was like destroyed because we don't make anything anymore.
02:00:31 - 02:00:36: And our factories have all been outsourced and we're basically just a whole country of ideas,
02:00:36 - 02:00:42: people guilty as charged. On the one hand, you know, two brands can come together to make something.
02:00:43 - 02:00:46: We were talking about like how Chinatown market, though, you need this third party to bring
02:00:46 - 02:00:52: Grateful Dead and Crocs together. And like, surely McDonald's could just team up with a
02:00:52 - 02:00:56: body pillow company to make something. But it's like, it's not even like McDonald's and
02:00:56 - 02:01:02: Travis Scott team up for like, I guess in the past it would have been like a rap song about
02:01:02 - 02:01:09: McDonald's or like a McDonald's product, like a Big Mac box with Travis Scott on it.
02:01:09 - 02:01:13: Things that are just direct. Now there's this weird third party stuff that's just like
02:01:13 - 02:01:16: Travis Scott, you know, like you said, he's a huge innovator. He was brought in,
02:01:16 - 02:01:24: not just as a celebrity, but as like a Ryan Reese, like a strategy guy. And Travis Scott said,
02:01:24 - 02:01:29: well, you know, I'm happy to brand a meal with my name, but I also just want to help you create
02:01:29 - 02:01:33: products that are meaningful to people. And I'm going to help you make a chicken McNugget body
02:01:33 - 02:01:39: pillow. You know what I mean? It's not a direct collab. He's like McKinsey or something. He's a
02:01:39 - 02:01:44: consulting agency being like, you guys should be in the body pillow business. That's right.
02:01:44 - 02:01:49: He's it's almost like a creative director capacity beyond just because he's an artist. So they want
02:01:49 - 02:01:56: to mine his beautiful brain for, for some of these more adventurous ideas, like the CJ arches, uh,
02:01:56 - 02:02:03: jorts that he's selling. These are denim jean shorts that are being sold for $250.
02:02:03 - 02:02:07: And they have the McDonald's, the golden arches with some sort of like French fry,
02:02:07 - 02:02:12: like cactus Jack flares. But so it's Seinfeld, you being a bit of a hype beast,
02:02:12 - 02:02:16: would you cop any of this stuff? Well, I'm so glad you asked Ezra because, you know,
02:02:16 - 02:02:21: I will say that like a few of these shirts of which there are so many, I'm counting about
02:02:22 - 02:02:27: 30 different t-shirt options here. You know, some of them are kind of jazzy and there's one with
02:02:27 - 02:02:31: like the Travis Scott, like custom action figure and some real like nineties style, like almost
02:02:31 - 02:02:40: like what looks like a Nike kind of retro kind of design from like 1996, like just a real loud,
02:02:40 - 02:02:43: loud sort of print. And there's some tie dye stuff in there. But you know, the thing that was a real
02:02:43 - 02:02:49: deal breaker for me, because I thought, Oh, this might be a cool thing in 20 years. Oh, this was
02:02:49 - 02:02:54: like a weird thing that McDonald's did. And now it's like got some value or some cachet to it,
02:02:54 - 02:03:00: but wearing clothing with the McDonald's logo on it. That's like a deal breaker for me. And Jake,
02:03:00 - 02:03:03: I don't know if you remember, but I, at one point on our text thread, I was like, I think this was
02:03:03 - 02:03:08: months ago, but I was like, I was like, I don't understand Coca-Cola as like a thing that people
02:03:08 - 02:03:13: want to wear on their clothes. Do you remember that? I was like, yeah, what is the, what's the
02:03:13 - 02:03:21: appeal of wearing a big ad for Coca-Cola? Like I see no, I see nothing cool about that. And I got
02:03:21 - 02:03:26: the same vibe from this collaboration, which is like, regardless of how much of Travis is like
02:03:26 - 02:03:33: design instincts or whatever, you still walking around with a big McDonald's ad on your shirt,
02:03:33 - 02:03:39: which to me, I think the interesting part of this collaboration is that try as they might to make
02:03:39 - 02:03:45: McDonald's, the logo seem cool. It's a bridge too far. I just can't go there. You know, I can't go
02:03:45 - 02:03:50: all the way with you, Travis. It's also cool if it's vintage, like, well, I guess you could debate
02:03:50 - 02:03:56: it, but I have at times, mostly just on stage. There's a while where I had this, I don't know
02:03:56 - 02:04:02: why, but in the eighties, there was this thing where they made Coca-Cola rugby shirts. And
02:04:02 - 02:04:07: obviously I've always loved rugby shirts. It's been like part of my early look. And I actually
02:04:07 - 02:04:11: felt like it's cool. And I've, and I always see those at vintage stores and I'm always like kind
02:04:11 - 02:04:15: of charmed by them, but that feels a little different than buying like a brand new Coca-Cola
02:04:15 - 02:04:19: t-shirt. And it's funny, as we've been talking about this, I was starting to remember, like,
02:04:19 - 02:04:23: I feel like in the nineties, marijuana parody shirts was like a huge thing.
02:04:23 - 02:04:24: Yes.
02:04:24 - 02:04:29: So I've been looking some up, like there's vegan ones that just say McMurder. That's pretty harsh
02:04:29 - 02:04:34: to wear. But the really funny ones, it's just the McDonald's golden arches M and then it says
02:04:34 - 02:04:40: marijuana. I feel like that's like a classic. That's a classic. That's like a classic boardwalk.
02:04:40 - 02:04:45: Yeah, definitely. And I guess there's some that were sold as like tourist things in Mexico.
02:04:45 - 02:04:50: Like I'm seeing, you know, that kind of like, they call it a hoodie. I've always heard it
02:04:50 - 02:04:57: called a Baja, you know, like the Mexican pullover. So this is a white Baja with the
02:04:57 - 02:05:02: marijuana on it. It just says marijuana over 1 billion stone Mexico.
02:05:03 - 02:05:05: I'm like, this is kind of cool.
02:05:05 - 02:05:10: The first time I ever saw those McDonald's marijuana shirts was in Mexico when I was a kid.
02:05:10 - 02:05:11: Oh, really?
02:05:11 - 02:05:13: And being like, oh, that's so bad ass. Yeah.
02:05:13 - 02:05:18: Yeah. I think I'd wear a marijuana McDonald's parody long sleeve t-shirt.
02:05:18 - 02:05:20: Let me see if I can find one. So anyway,
02:05:20 - 02:05:28: This episode is ending with Ezra just like browsing for like McDonald's parody shirts.
02:05:30 - 02:05:34: That's right. I'm going to find a bunch. I'll give you guys some too. All right. Well,
02:05:34 - 02:05:38: I'm just going to keep browsing. I got to get my head back into the into the browsing game.
02:05:38 - 02:05:40: That's it for TC. See you guys in two weeks.
02:05:40 - 02:05:41: Peace.
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